Quotes from Futurama
Cop: He's making a break for it. Get him!Fry: No, no, I was just picking my nose.
Cop: He's picking his nose. Get him!
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Fry: Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal a**.
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
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Fry: I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?
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Fry: Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
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Leela: If the oxygen holds out, we might live long enough to starve to death.
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Fry: That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten ... and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!
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Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Professor Farnsworth: Why, of course! It's just a name, like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the Zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.
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I should make you wash my jacket for spilling that Mountain Dew in 6th period at the Halloween "Party."
But rocks can't breathe underwater...
D:
I think, we all agreed, on the long rectangular Styrofoam.
Well, I do that too when I'm there and I bug you all to death.
Except Pookie, she molests me, nyu.
-gonk-
What did you guys do while I was absent?