Guns don't kill people, people with social issues do

Suicide Hotline, please hold

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup

I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough