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Last Login: 07/19/2012 3:12 pm

Registered: 08/01/2007

Gender: Female

Birthday: 06/25/1992

Occupation: band geek!!

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Hi. Im 15 years old and very tired because school causes stress, and stress keeps me from sleeping. Fortunatly, school is very interesting and entertaining, even though I get obscene amounts of homework because I am a stupid git who chose to be ahead of her grade level. Notice the stupid git part. Most of my friends are on Gaia, so they sucked me in and made me an account.

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Nice Little Story:

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid.
A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.
The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings! Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and heard the chirping. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

The Moral of the Story: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy. Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend. And if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, you might just want to keep your mouth shut.

Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Timmy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your freakin' cat!"

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Hecate_Acheron Report | 01/26/2009 3:59 pm: because FACEBOOK is like, 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000X better than this old thing.
Cerubus_666 Report | 10/07/2008 8:57 pm: Hi
Hecate_Acheron Report | 09/08/2008 1:44 pm: btw, neither one of us has been on in like, forever! it's been too silent. Get. Back. On!!!
Cerubus_666 Report | 07/11/2008 9:52 am: yeah. I'm glad that you didn't kill him, though. You looked like you would for a second there...

btw: lol! I <3 explosions!
Hecate_Acheron Report | 07/05/2008 5:56 pm: btw, i had TONS of fun last night. i love parties at your house. too bad the p***k had to show up, otherwise it would have been absolutely perfect.
Hecate_Acheron Report | 07/04/2008 11:36 am: omg, i LUV your new media.
rdeicher91 Report | 07/02/2008 8:24 pm: good to see that im up on top of ur profile along with every one else...thank you very much...and ill be at your partay!!!FO SHIZZZZZZZZLLLLE!
Cerubus_666 Report | 07/02/2008 1:42 pm: you should see what you're saying on jake's profile~~ lol
Cerubus_666 Report | 07/01/2008 1:35 pm: ha ha ha.
Hecate_Acheron Report | 07/01/2008 12:09 pm: i try.

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