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Norway... boys.... Norwegian boys.

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"There should be no price on my loins and it should not be two dollars and fourty nine cents!" --Alton Brown

"Yeah... Yeah... It's not cool to grab Davey's balls. That's actually been happening at all sorts of places." --Davey Havoc

Nard: So... If she did grab your balls, you must have pretty big balls then.
Davey: You just assume it's a she?

Nard: Speaking of death, you haven't gotten any letters written to you in blood, have you?
Davey: Yes, I have.
Nard: That's scary. How do you prove that it's blood?
Davey: Well... Uh... It tastes like blood *licks his finger*

Nard: So, when did you start dying your hair, Davey? I mean, you all look like little surfer dudes in that picture.
Jade: They look like dorks.

"I dunno... Bees are kinda cute." --Davey Havoc

[[Have you noticed? I'm yet another Davey fanboy!]]

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The stories that you will never hear

• (03/01/2007 01:16 am) The History of Dirk- Part II
• (08/14/2006 06:02 pm) "Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I rejected"
• (08/12/2006 03:08 am) Honesty
• (05/17/2006 11:08 pm) Red Bean Memories
• (04/29/2006 12:55 am) Ice cream and other things.

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Report | 12/07/2007 9:44 am

Jareth_bowie

*does a little happy birthday dance* my birthday's tomorrow!

Report | 04/29/2007 7:00 am

Mortiss Memoriam

Why Dirk, you're naked. D;

Report | 01/16/2007 9:18 pm

Jareth_bowie

you forgot, hot smexy, and fine XD

Report | 01/13/2007 4:38 am

Mortiss Memoriam

Dirk's a pretty girl. Slash fairy slash yum.



/tentacle

Report | 01/07/2007 5:03 am

Hidden Agenda

I'm sensing a lack of Dirk in my life crying

And you make a delightful fairy. I wish I had the legs to pull off that dress... /sigh

Report | 11/04/2006 3:20 pm

Gmillion XD

Hey-lo thar, STRANGER!

Haven't seen you at all this year...where hast thou been? How art thou?

*hug*

Report | 10/27/2006 2:04 pm

Mortiss Memoriam

Dirk's all pretty in his dress. <3

Report | 09/07/2006 5:12 am

Jareth_bowie

he is pretty isnt he ^.^

Report | 07/19/2006 11:06 am

cloud_is_clive

;3 Rawr <3333

Report | 06/13/2006 5:20 pm

Jareth_bowie

who doesn't love him....
perfect a**, perfect body....perfect!

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