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Name: Aviyara LexiconAlignment: Chaotic Neutral
Class: lv7 Bard / lv3 Taleweaver
Profession: Biology major
Stats:
Strength: 8 [-1]
Dexterity: 15 [2]
Constitution: 9 [0]
Intelligence: 17 [3]
Wisdom: 15 [2]
Charisma: 16 [3]
Feats:
Just Add Boredom: You write best when bored or procrastinating. Add 2 from Circumstance bonus to Craft: (story) checks when you have something else you really should be doing instead of writing. Add 4 if what you should be doing is mind-numbingly boring, and an additional 2 if you're "multitasking".
Sarcastic Sonofa: Sarcasm is second-nature to you. Add 2 to attack rolls made to lambaste someone with wit, or 4 if they set themselves up (DM discretion).
Big Words: You use them a lot. Probably too much. Either way, add 4 to Sense Motive checks vs Craft: (pseudoscientific garbage) attempts.
Did the Research: When some people get bored, they turn on the TV. When you get bored, you go to Wikipedia. Add 4 to Knowledge: (stuff no one will ever really need to know) checks. Synergy: Add 2 to Craft: (story) checks to craft stories that need to pretend they have a grounding in scientific fact, and add 2 to Sense Motive checks vs Craft (pseudoscientific garbage) attempts. Stacks with Big Words and Just Add Boredom.
Unskeevable: You've gone through so many dissections and surgeries that nothing on this planet can squick you out anymore. Add 6 to Fortitude saves to resist being grossed out by anything the human body can present.
4Chan Survivor: While you still need to lurk moar, you have seen some of the worst 4Chan has to offer. Add 4 to Fortitude saves to resist being grossed out by anything the human body can present; add an additional 2 if it is/was a meme on a popular 4Chan thread. Stacks with Unskeevable.
D&D Geek: Between exotic dice sales, Errata book purchases, and character sheets, Wizards of the Coast has a company yacht named after you. Add 4 to Diplomacy checks with fellow D&D Geeks: the mark of geekdom is easily detected (it's partially the stench).
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Dun forgets tofeed your fish
Very creative. If I could, I'd give you 2 kudos.