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"IM reporting from my secret spot in my empty bathtub... Uh, you didnt hear that!" *damn, they know!* "Any way, I dont know how long its been since i last spoke to the outside world, but..."
" Shut the hell up moron! Youve kept your self locked in there cause you installed the lock in backwards!" Yelled Kouska, from the kitchen.
" Hey,... shut up!"
"Ooh! what a come back..."
"Anyway, as i was saying, ive been trapped in this cell of some sorts for the past week. They havent fed me since i arrived..."
"What do ya mean, i just sent a froot roll-up under the door an hour ago!" Kouska spouted. *the sound of a bath curtain followed by the desprate opening of a candy wrapper*
Okay, i lost transmisson there, the gaurd was coming by. He has some sort of high caliber rifle and..."
"Dude, shut up! Im triyng to read dumbass!" *Kouska threw something at the door.* "Geeze!"
" They shot at my cell door just now, for those of you listening, i think i just crapped myself!"
"........ Uh, dude your starting to freak me out..."
" They must be holding me hostage, i think i might be mistaken for some sort of lost expiriment or..."
"More like the missing link..."
*I flip of the door*
"I saw that!"
*withdraws finger* "Theres no way!"
"Um, im not the idiot who installed the glass door."
":<" *I run up to it and stick my face to the glass*
Kouska pulls out his large sword (look at his pic above, pick any)
And taps it on the floor impatiently.
I... I, I think theyre about to prepare to execute me!"
"Grr, thats it!"* he cuts through the glass and i dart through his legs as he procedes to chase me around the kitchen*
" Thats it for now, tho i may not come back form this!"

"Count on that retard!" Kouska yelled as he slashes wildly at my heels
"Later folks!"


OK, tell me what you thought of my little report, smile
7/24/07
"Alright! Ive returned! I just recently survived the full brunt of the attack from my captors. Just narrowly escapeing being shot hundreds of times. But i dont want to worry the readers out there so on to the news." * I pulled out my pencil and note pad*
" Now sir tell me, whats it like in this horrible situation, I think..."
*Kouska stares angrilly at me, growling all the while.*
"Alright, get that damn breadstick out of my face, its not a freaking mic!"
"Seriously sir, what is your opinion on this great new war in our very own backyard, of course im talking figureitivly..."
* I put the mic closer to my interviewee's mouth.*
Kouska punches the breadstick out of my hand.
" Please tell me your not gonna do this idiotic crap again!?"
"Hey thats an expensive peice of equipment, not some little punching bag! I should report you to the station!"
Kouska stares at me in disbelief.
"... What kinda moronic world do you freakin live in, i cant belive were related!"
He gets up and walks into the living room, and turns the TV up alot.
"Ok folks, the commotion is accelerating at a heightend rate! I have to yell just for you to here me!"
*In the background Bleach's themesong is heard*
"... Uh, aparently the insurgents like to listen to anime music to their killings..."
*Kosuka is fuming at this point, his power wavering off the top of his head from the othe side of the couch.*
"Alright people, fires have started poping up all across the city, firefighters are worried that it will spread out of control if its not supressed soon! And still, the inappropriate music plays on."
*A shoe comes at my face*
This just in, the gunfire has begun again, i was nearly hit in the face just a second ago! I'll try to be more careful for the sake of the readers."
* Kouska's fire started up* "Alright i simply tried to ignore you, but it seems that tact aint gonna work!"
*He shoots up and leaps over the couch directly in my path.* "Are you gonna shut up or am I gonna have to 'start more fires in the city' or something?" *He grabs my arm and the heat is close to unbearable.*
"Alright alright, ill stop!....... This just in i think the enemys being driven back! Were safe!..."
*Kouska winds up his flameing fist*
"Though im not at the momment!"
*WHAM!*
"Now, are you gonna keep trying my pactience, or am i gonna have to go demon all over your a**!?"
"I, I...I just...HELP, if your out there readers help me! They've got me again! Ahhhh!!!...."
"Enough!!"
*He proceedes to beat the crap out of me*
"Well folks, here i leave you again, in the midst of my own peril. Ill try to send more info on my capture when i get out of the hospital, i mean escape my holding cell. Wish me luck!"
" Ok, im gonna beat the crazy out of you, retard!"


"I,ll update this periodically, depending on reviews! Ive only got 2 so please help my show!"
"I told you knock it off moron! This aint a damn web show, you live in a house in some stupid state and you argue with yourself over who should get the last bagel! Your mentally insane!"
Oh yeah, what about you huh, your always crying about that girl that got kidnapped! Whats that huh?"
*tears form in Kouska's eyes*
"Hey jackass, thats low, you know im still looking for her!"
"Its your fault! Your the demon!"
"SHUT UP!... Yknow this is actually the most decent argument youve had in a while."
"Yeah, i took my pills, their sorta working this time. smile "
*Kouska scoffs* "Oh that reminds me, I hate you." *he walks into his room and locks the door*
"Hey,... you dont mean that bro..."
*silence*
" Aw man, not again!" *I run for it* Black fire shoots from underneath the door, I know at this point hes taken the straps from his arm. He was releaseing pressure from his great stress*
"How come moms never home to see this, she always blames it on me!"
*Kouska walks out as if nothing happens*
"Im going out for awhile, outta trouble dufus."
* He walks outside and flys off.*
"... ALright now that hes gone folks, ill tell you that he the crazy one around here, always writeing that dark poetry off his and drawing all those weird drawings off his girl friend who is still gone. If you ask me, he needs the pills more than I..."
*Kouska phases through a shadow on the wall*
"You b*****d!" *he chases me around the table*
"Ahh! Well folks even though this wasent a report, i hope you enjoyed, tho I might be fined for working on my day off!"
"And I told you to stop that fake reporting, you lied about the pills didnt you?!"
"No, I did, they just havent kicked in yet."
Ok, write this down in your notebook!"
*WHAM!*
*I lay there unconcious on the floor.*
"Im not taking you to the hospital cause you wont learn anything if i do."

7/30/07
"Alright, now that my little predicament is over, i have a new question for those out there who, game." *I hold up my game controller*
"Oh great, what now!" *Kouska looks up from his book*
" Ok, here we go! Parents have said recently that games are bad for children, what do you say brother?" * I hold out my breadstick, I mean microphone*
*Kouska gets an evil smile*
" Well if thats true, then how do we know if someting like say, patty cake for instance isnt bad for their childrens health?"
* I think for a moment*
"Really? Let me try"
"Here we go..." whispers Kouska.
*Plays patty cake, after the first two stanzas, i hit myself in the head repeatedly and falls down*
"You ok idiot?
"..." *dizzy*
Why'd ya hit yourself in the head?" Kouska inquires
"... I missed..."
"................30 times?!"
" You know i have terets right?"
"Oh, ... oh yeah, how could i have forgotten" *Kouska smiles in triumph.*
"Alright, what was i doing just now? "
"Um, cleaning my room..."
"... Ok! yeah now i remember!"
"Cool!"

30 mins later:
"Im done bro!"
"Seriously, I...GAH!!!!!"
*he looks in to see crayon marks all over the wall*
" Well, do ya like it?"
" Im gonna kill you, you damn b*****d!"
* He flies after me, which leads outside, brandishing his blade wildly.*
"Um, sorry folks, looks like im cutting this interveiw short, bye for now. Watch out for Patty Cake!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!"
"You cant run for long retard!"
" No but i can hold out till mom gets home!"
"Not if i destroy you before that!!!!!!!!"

8/11/07
"He, hey people! iv'e returned! I thought id never see daylight again after that grounding... I uh, i mean, heavy detainment i recieved from our enemy!" * I recieve stares from others.*
" Ok, im on sight here at a local school where it has been rumored that a bomb has been placed somewhere on the premises." A girl classmate walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder*
"Hmm, do you have any questions mam'm?"
" Yeah... what the hell are you doing? Whats with the camera?"
* I turn around to see some guy with a tv cam, pointing it at me.*
"Wha! how long have you been there!? Does this mean i really do own a tv show?!" *O_O dances around in a circle*
"Sorry, you aint that lucky bro." my brothers voice says. *I whip arond to see him with his arms crossed*
"What do ya mean?"
"I mean, that since these little performences have been occouring in public, mom had a psyciatric team film you to see what could possibly be wrong with you besides all the crazy."
* I think for a moment, then lose track*
"Psyci-what now? Does this mean i have powers like you now?... Im on tv wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" * runs in sparadic paterns.*
*Kouska scoffs*
"Theres no point in explaining it to a retard. Yes your on tv, go, be an idiot, your fans are waiting!" he said sarcasically.
"YAHOO!" * i run off down the hall, completely forgetting why i was there in the first place, screaming Im on TV , in peoples faces, the cameraman close behind*
"This is going on you-tube" said Kouska.
9/26/07

*breathes heavily* "Ok all im back finally, sorry im out of breath, i just got back form hiking up Mt. Everest! But im finnaly here again! How are you all doing?" *i sit down in the middle of an empty room.* " Reports are that its really bone-chillingly cold up there as opposed to here, my correspondant is back home though the war zone is still bad! Speaking of which there he is on video phone!"* Kouska walks by the door and stops in mid step looking up from his book.* "Do you think the war is gonna let up any time soon sir?"
... "... Dude, what the hell did you do to your room you idiot, there nothing in here moms gonna kill you!" Kouska yells.* I stand up and put a box of oatmeal to my ear shaking it* Whats that , i can barely hear you over the gun fire! It must still be horrible out there!"
*Kouska growls* " jeeze! im gonna fight some demons!" Kouska sipts. About to storm out.
"Hey, hey hey hey hey!"
*Kouska stop and turns his head*
"... Do ya want a pickle?"
"O_O... Moron!!!!!!!!!!! Gah!!!" * Kouska flys in and kicks me around the room. the oatmeal gets thrown everywhere.*
"Ahhh! how will i make cookies later!!!!!!! Oh god!!!!!!owowowowow!"
"How many times do i gotta tell ya to stop being stupid!!!!"
" But thats why you love your bro!" *gets punched in the face*
"well... ill try to come back folks, sorry i was gone so long! Ahhhh! owowowowowowow!"
" Why am i related to you!"
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