the misadventures of ashlan.

So about me. My name is Ashlan, and i have an alter ego named ashsex morgasm; a sombrero wearing zombie super hero that eats brains like they are in cereal boxes. If jesus had sex with my mommy and thats how i came to be, it still wouldnt explain why i'm so awesome. I don't believe in pockets, i keep everything in the folds of my back fat. I'm pimptastically gangsterlicious. I tend to be kinda loud and obnoxious, and really spontaneous. So i could just be in the middle of class and scream i have a boner. which i actually have done before. xD, god i love geometry class. (: I'm the biggest nerd you will ever meet. I can seriously talk about pokemon and dragon ball z for hours. i also happen to be addickted to guitar hero, expert fersure. : D and last but not least, if you know me, you understand i have to bring up sex in every conversation i have.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. you can't keep your eyes off of them, or they will chya from behind. you know what i was thinking about? all the bumper stickers that say, my kid's a honor student, well i'm gonna get one that says, my kid had sex with an honor student. anyways, i get really bored so talk to me. : D