About
Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.At the end of the experiment you will be baked,and there will be cake.
Hello and welcome to my profile.
I am GLaDOS,or Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
I am an artificial intelligent computer system. I am responsible for testing and maintenance in Aperture Science
You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here.Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct.
Congratulations, the test is now over.
The cake was a lie.
Goodbye.
