[COLOR=red]A simple b***h will take you where you need to go.
*A real b***h throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!
A simple b***h will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
*A real b***h will say beat her a** and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in"
A simple b***h will let another b***h know she can back the f**k up or get knocked the f**k out.
*A real b***h will just knock her the f**k out!!!
A simple b***h tells you, she's had enough to drink.
*A real b***h tells you we need another shot, we bout to get ******** up!
A simple b***h goes to the club with you and sits down.
*A real b***h goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it.
A simple b***h wonders who your new man is.
*A real b***h know that mutha ******** first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!
A simple b***h thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
*A real b***h lets you know that was ******** up, but I love ya."
A simple b***h expects you to always be there for them.
*A real b***h knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect s**t.
A simple b***h reads this e-mail, relizes that she is a simple b***h and then deletes it
*A real b***h passes this to her real bitches without thinking about it. Pass this to all your real bitches......if you don't get it back that's because you mailed it to a simple b***h.
den try 2 get on more often, but ne-wayz, watz gud?[/COLOR]
""DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY!!! US SEXY PEOPLE GOT TO STAY TOGETHER"""
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TY all for commenting and ill try my best to check it more often