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Hi, names Alexander May.
I'm 16 years young.
I be single. XD
For some reason, I love wearing tuxedos.
GO SPIDER-MAN!
Add and comment & you'll be my best friend..
Make me a sign and I'll love you. - see the difference?
I really do enjoy seeing you smile.


^^ me and Eddie.
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I only ask for a lot if you people aren't hot.
But you are!
ILU!
xD
Ohh I'm sellin gold.
;D
I have 22,089 right now..
I don't want it.
>.>
TAKE IT!
c;
See your results-
1 (Jan) -I killed
2 ( Feb)-I shot
3 (Mar) - I touched
4 (Apr) - I kissed
5 (May) - I hugged
6 ( June)- i slapped
7 ( July) -i ran naked with
8 ( Aug) -i smoked with
9 ( Sept) - I had sex with
10( Oct)-I ran shirtless with
11 (Nov) - I robbed
12 (Dec)-I stabbed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the cookie monster
02 -my lover
03 -the trojan man
04 - paris hilton
05 - a Easter Egg
06 - a rock star
07 - joe jonas
08 - a gangsta
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - my cat
11 - yo mama
12 - a hobo
13 - a dog
14 - tiny tim
15 - the one i love
16 - a kiwi
17 - a condom
18 - barney
19 - a sexy man
20 - my boyfriend
21 - a tooth brush
22 - a whore
23 - a slut
24 - lil wayne
25 - a teletubby
26 - a hottie
27 - my crush
28 - a bag of weed
29 - barney
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
yellow - because im da bomb like tic tic
White- because my boobs are HUGE
Black- because I love weed
Pink - because i snort cocain
Red - because that bum stole my taco
brown-because im ARmy life
Purple - becuase im special
blue- because im good in bed
Other- because I'm retarded
Green -because i still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
gray - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scubadiver
none-because i have a killer six pack
D;
c:
You know whats sad? We don't have any cereal in my house. D;