My Evil Overlord Profile.

Err, I plan to take over the world, so it's best you know this now than for me to have to beat it into your brains with my scepter of superior intelligence.

I'm a bisexual male.
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I am 18...or, about to be.
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An avid reader of almost anything (except horror). I haven't found a book outside horror I haven't found I hated...that I remember.
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I enjoy drawing, although I haven't found a way to put any of my art on Gaia yet.
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I am planning a non-hostile takeover of the world. Be warned so you have banners ready by the time I get there.
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I have a profound fondness for pms and comments, so, feel free.
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I'm not goth, in case you're wondering. I just like to dress in dark clothes. I find that people calling me goth gives me something to fume about, so, if you're one of my accusers, be off with you.
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I like cooking. I also would like making obscure potions, etc., but I haven't the chemistry lab yet. My evil minions are working on building one. In the meantime, I spend late night hours cooking. I find the two similar in process, although food is less dangerous to eat...but, of course, that depends on the chef.
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I am NOT shy, I am a recluse. I find that over socialization is unbecoming for an Evil Overlord. I don't mind people talking to me; I just don't actively seek them out. On occasion I will, when bored, but otherwise, no.

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TBC
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