did you know that 98% Of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile

5% of all teens would panic if Miley Cyrus were on a 100 foot building about to jump. Copy this and paste it into your profile if you're one of the 95% who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "Jump retard Jump"

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fake or true friends. fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM. fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!". fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you. fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME!". fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the **** out. fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this, just like I did

READ THIS WHOLE THING. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this to your profile tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. and even if nothing happens something will in the future

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down I'm scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please it’s too scary Guy: then tell me you love me Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead, he had her hug him and tells him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK ""When I grew up I was BLACK, ""When I'm sick I'm BLACK, ""When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, ""When I'm cold I'm BLACK, ""When I die I'll be BLACK.""But you sir.""When you are born you're PINK"."When you grow up you're WHITE," "When you're sick, you're GREEN, ""When you go in the sun you turn RED, ""When you're cold you turn BLUE, ""And when you die you turn PURPLE."And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you.

TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

When she walks away from you mad: [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth: [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you: [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you: [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet: [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you: [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away: [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst: [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying: [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking: [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared: [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder: [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat: [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you: [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time: [ Reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt: [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you: [ She really does more than you could even understand. ] When she grabs at your hands: [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you: [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret: [ Keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes: [ Don't look away until she does ] When she misses you: [ She's hurting inside ] When you break her heart: [ The pain never really goes away ] When she says its over: [ She still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this on her page its cuz: [ She wants YOU to read it ] When she tells you she loves you, [ Tell her you love her back]! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* BOY: I love her more than the air i breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL:What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her. BOY: She wont like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did. GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, put this on your page. GUYS- If u are man enough to say this to a girl you love, put this on your page ~*~*~*~*~*~*~