Guide to J-Rock
1] Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.
2] Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.
3] When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.
4] If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.
5] Don't be suprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes
6] If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.
7] Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.
8] When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.
9] Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.
10] Don't be suprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.
11] Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.
12] A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.
13] Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how it's done.
14] When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.
15] It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.
16] J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it!!
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