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Episode One
[Under the bridge]

Mamimi: Feet at shoulder width... Straighten out your arm and aim for the enemy... Then shoot... Shoot... Shoot... And bang...
Naota: What are you talking about?
Mamimi: If you take teh left, you can take over the world. The parameter settings... is the hard part.
Naota: are you talking about a game again?
Mamimi: Ta-kun What'cha doing?
Naota: Homework.
Mamimi: Why don't you do it at home?
Naota: Because I'd look stupid.
Mamimi: Can you do Mamimi's too?
Naota: Your hands are backwards.
Mamimi: Wha?... Ta-kun, you should play baseball. Why are you always carrying a bat?
Naota: Why do you always come here?
Mamimi: That's because... Huh? I wonder why.
Naota: You're easygoing... You smell like smoke
Mamimi: I wasn't smoking.
Naota: Hey... Why do you always do this?
Mamimi: Your ear.
Naota: Ear? Ow!
Mamimi: Mamimi has to do this or I'll overflow.
Naota: Overflow? What happens?
Mamimi: Probably... Something amazing.

Naota Narrarating: There's nothing amazing, just the norm. The insanely large factory we can see from our town. When the planet for the medical machine maker Medical Mechanica was made the adults were in a rage. The smoke that's blown out everyday at the same time... Seems to me like an ominous signal. That smoke disperses out... Covers the town.

Naota: I don't like sour stuff.
Mamimi: Oh? You have a mark. What are you going to do, cover it up with a bandaid?
Naota: Here.
Mamimi: What? It's Ta-kun's. It's still half full.
Naota: Hey. My brother... Over there...

[Enter Haru]

Haru: Itadakima... su..! (Note: Usually used before eating meaning "ready to recieve.")
Mamimi: What the?!... Ta-kun!
Haru: Stop!... Stop, the native gal... Taro just hit his head so you shouldn't move him. (Taro is a generic name. Like Joe)
Mamimi: But he's not Taro.
Haru: He's dead! This boy is completely dead in a Taro-kun manner!
Mamimi: I said he's not Taro-kun.
(Mamimi and Haru talk at the same time)Mamimi: He's called Naota. Mamimi calls Naota Ta-kun... Waah... || Haru: I've killed him. Dammit, and I finally found him too!
Haru: I killed him! I killed him swiftly... I killed him roughly? No... Powerfully? No... Fully? No... nonononono... Revive!

[In the set breakroom]

Haru: Isn't doing this kind of hard?
Mamimi: That's because you have to hold your breath.
Haru: My veins would pop out.
Naota: Eh? Is that just you moving slowly?

[Back to the bridge scene]

Haru: Yes I did it! Taro-kun is alive again!
Mamimi: As I said, he isn't Taro.
Haru: Oh really? Good thing he's not a Taro, if he was a Taro it would've been dangerous. He would've been dead for sure. Lucky me!
Mamimi: Finishing the blow?
Haru: What? It's not coming out. Guess I'll hit him again.
Mamimi: Stop! He hit his head, so please don't move him.
Naota: Owwwwwwww!!! What the hell are you doing?
Haru: What? CPR?
Naota: Not that.
Mamimi: Did she tongue you?
Haru: You're useless!
Naota: What are you saying!
Mamimi: Wow... She's fast. She must have been over 20. Want to go to the hospital?
Naota: A stupid adult who didn't grow up on the inside.
Mamimi: That looks painful.

[In the house]

Naota: Ow! Owwwwowww! This can't be a bump... I can't go to the hospital with this. Oww. It's fine if I keep it pressed in. Ah! What should I do for school tomorrow?! Ow!! Ouchouchouch...

[In school]

School mate: Did you hear? It came out!
Ninamori: That's really strange! it doesn't fit. You're hiding something aren't you?
Naota (thinking): I hate her.
Gaku: Naota! Naota! Do you know? The Vespa woman!
Naota: Vespa?
Naota: The Wasp Woman?
Masashi: She holds a guitar and she rides a bike!
Gaku: It's different, but...
Masashi: A girl in class 2 said the woman took her super hot curry bread!
Gaku: Super hot?
Masashi: And and... if you get stung by her, an evil sign will appear if you do bad things.
Ninamori: What bad things?
Masashi: Well... Like something perverted.
Gaku: Perverted?
Ninamori: What's that bruise?
Masashi: It's the evil symbol!
Gaku: Cool! Let me see!
Naota: That's stupid, it doesn't exist.
Masashi: Did you see it Naota? Did you get stung?
Gaku: Pervert! Naota you pervert!
Naota: I don't know!
Masashi: Where did you get stung? Pervert!

Naota: There's nothing amazing, just the norm. SO this isn't a punishment... For meeting with Samejima Mamimi. It's normal. I decide to go to the hospital after school. It has nothing to do with the Wasp Woman.
Haru: Hmm... This is perfect. Hey, did something happen yesterday afterwards? Anything? Hey, something happened right? Something strange.
Naota: What strange thing?
Haru: What is that? A zit? It looks fishy. I bet you're hiding something... Ah.

[In the hospital]

Haru as the nurse: Hmm... It's Flictonic Cliple Weber Syndrome.
Naota: What? FL... CL...?
Haru: as the nurse: It's a stress induced skin condition. If a child pushes himself too hard he'll grow a horn.
Naota: That's a lie! I never heard of it!
Haru: as the nurse: It's a lie... So... Exactly what is that *reveals she is Haru* Under your bandaid?
Naota: Why are you here?!
Haru: Don't run, stay still... I'll ease your pain!... Huh? Where did you go? Hey... Heeeey Taro-kun.

[At the Nandaba home]

Naota: Pictures? I don't need to bother seeing them... I have more important things to do right now! I don't know! Go hang out with your friends!
Naota thinks: I had a dream about my brother. His swing in my dream was the same as the one I remembered and idolized.
[Later that evening at the Nandaba home]

Kamon: Yo... Dinner time!

[Enter Manga form]

Naota: Ah! You're the Vespa Woman from earlier!
Kamon: What are you screaming about?
Shigekuni: Sit down.
Haru: Hello.
Kamon: Ah. She'll be working here from today. Her name is Haruhara.
Haru: Haruko... Nice to meet you.
Kamon: You're daddy was run over.
Naota: By a bike?!
Shigekuni: It would've been better if you died.
Kamon: I hired her to be a live-in housekeeper for you, dad.
Naota: Grandpa, are you feeling okay?... HOUSEKEEPER?!?! Housekeeper?!?!
Haru: Was looking at it all Taro-kun was looking around with a teenage girl.
Kamon: Breast tweaking? (chichi o kurikuri)
Naota: I'm not Taro!
Kamon: Chiku o Chikuchiri!? (no meaning) Who's this girly piece of a**? Huh? Huh?
Naota: I was with Samejima Mamimi!
Kamon: With Mamimi-kun? That's no good, it's Sageman number 1! You're getting bad influence while your brother is away, Noata!? Breast Tweaking! Breast Tweaking! (chichi o kurikuri fuchi o kurichiri) Breast FLCL!!! (Furikuri!!!) What is FLCL?
Naota: How shold I know!? What are you suspecting from a grade schooler anyway?
Kamon: Ha-haaaaan... Ha-haaaa-haaaaan... Is it that? Is it Naota's Gundam Hammer?
Naota: What?
Kamon: Well it's a Gundam, but it's ultimately a robot anime... That kind of thing?
Naota: I don't understand a word you're saying!
Kamon: Naota is like me so you're probably doing it... you're definately doing it... You're doing it and doing it and going kurikuri.
Haru: Oh I see. Nice going, "little brother."
Kamon: By the way, how about Haruko-san?
Haru: Copper.
Kamon: That tweaking... (kurikuri means tweaking)
Haru: Chestnut? (Kuri means Chestnut)
Kamon: No it's not about chestnuts or squirrels.
Haru: Desu (sounds like death)
Kamon: It's this kind of tweak kuri kuru.
Haru: Men? (Men means Noodles)
Kamon: So!!! (said Da Kara)
Haru: Empty (said Kara)
Kamon: Ohhh! Former advertising chief, what a young and lovely wife! It's SUCH a kurikuri-ish dream!
Shigekuni: Yes. A kurikuri hand motion would go like this...
Haru: Ah. I'm already in that kind of relationship with Ta-kun here.
Kamon and Shigekuni: What does "THAT" mean?!
Haru: Mouth to mouth!
Naota: Ma... Mo... Mo... Mo...
Shigekuni: Kuri, kuri, kuri...
Naota: Shut up about that!!
Kamon: I see Nao... You two are already in a FLCL under the same roof.
Naota: I don't care if it's FL or CL or anything!
Kamon: And you're thinking of doing it tonight.
Naota: Shut up! You sound like a kid!
Kamon: And that dark and kurikuri ambition is hidden under this bandaid!!!
Naota: I'm not hiding anything!
Haru: Bandaid.
Shigekuni: Kruri, kuri, kuri...

[Exit Manga form]

Naota: Damn easygoing fools.
Haru: Well, they say the medical machinery is being made but... Yes well... I know, but the channel isn't as good like this... The kid I found isn't usable.
Naota: Don't just let yourself in.
Haru: Ta-kun, you have the lower bunk so I'll take the top.
Naota: What are you really?
Haru: A wandering helper person.
Naota: Tell the truth.
Haru: An alien.
Naota: You were a fake nurse earlier.
Haru: Under the bandaid.
Naota: You're strange.
Haru: What's going on under the bandaid?
Naota: I don't know.
Haru: Liar, you saw it, didn't you?
Naota: What's going on?
Haru: So what's going on?
Naota: It's your fault.
Haru: It's your head.
Naota: It's because I was hit.
Haru: Try taking it off!
Naota: You came with Dad didn't you?! Go to Dad's place!... What?
Haru: I met Ta-kun first.
Naota: Anyway, this is my brother's spot, so no one else can sleep here! That's how it is.
Haru: How old is your brother? Where is he?
Naota: America.
Haru: Doing what?
Naota: Baseball.
Haru: Oh. He must be good at it.
Naota: What? Are you sleeping here?! Are you sleeping here?!
Haru: There's nowhere else. The top is your brother's right?
Naota: s**t, she's messing with me.
Kamon: Naota-kun. Let's have a serious talk.
Naota: What is it?
Kamon: Naota, are you against that kind of talk with Haruko?
Naota: Do whatever you want.
Kamon: The Nao in Naota is from SuNao. (Nao kanji from SuNao means Truthful) So Nao-kun was run over too?
Naota: Ah! When did she come?
Kamon: She came asking for bread ears. It's such a bad topic... an ear taboo topic. Is Mamimi's family poor?
Haru: He looks energetic.

[Naota with Mamimi at the bridge]

Mamimi: I got a lot.
Naota: I got a letter. Didn't you get any word on your side? How much do you like my brother?
Mamimi: It's hard...
Naota: You saw the note at the store didn't you? Those are old.
Mamimi: Watermelon.
Naota: Huh?
Mamimi: That or a panda's mischievous look... Or a sandal with pressure points... Or the smell of a blackboard eraser... Or a rainy Sunday. Well, I like them better than ears of bread.
Naota: Then... Let's stop this... My brother... he-

[At Nandaba household]

Haru: No! No! I have to respect his privacy!
Haru:A GIRLFRIEND!!!
[Back to bridge]

Naota: What's wrong?
Mamimi: I'm going to overflow. I'll overflow.
Naota: So what. Mamimi. Mamimi!!!... It's bigger than before!... Is Mamimi- What the hell is going on?!

[Enter Haruko]

Naota: Haruko! Amazing! *Now narrarating* The moment I said that, I realized it was a folly to think for a second that she resembled my brother.
Haru: Huh? Huh? Eh?
Naota Narrarating: Anyway, I was able to get rid of the bandaid. The horn is gone. Nothing amazing, just the norm.
Haru: What are you embarrassed about?
Naota: I'll be going.
Mamimi: You didn't have to run. Here.
Naota: I said I don't like sour stuff...


Episode Two:


[At the river]

Mamimi Narrating: I saw a heavenly being a while back. It was by the river, in the rain, where I picked up an abandoned kitten. And only I could see it. An angel with black wings, which descended to Earth just for me.
Naota: What are you doing there?
Mamimi: Oh, Ta!
Naota: Don't bother me at school!
Mamimi: Well, you know...
Friend 1: Who's that?
Friend 2: His babe, I'd guess.
Friend 1: Yeah. That's Naota's girlfriend.
Ninamori: His... Girlfriend?
Naota: What?
Ninamori: What an airhead
Mamimi: You look kind of stylish this way, with this thing in your.
Naota: Cut that out! Don't look at it!
Ninamori: Talk about lame.

[In the hospital]

Haruko: Hold still, that's right... See? It's empty. No brains. Must've dropped them somewhere.
Naota: Because of you.
Haru: It's not my fault you dropped them. You are so messed up.
Naota: Look who's talking.
Haru: Sprouting a robot out of your head is a pretty messed up thing to do. Not only that, but now you've got another one.
Naota: This is weird. It's not normal to grow horns. And then that horn turned into this robot dummy, which is now living in my house. And it's all because you hit me with your moped.
Haru: There's nothing wrong with my Vespa.
Naota: Haven't you returned that outfit yet? Some people may start thinking your really are a nurse.
Haru: Ah, how do you do. My name is Haruhara Haruko. I'm 19 years old, and I work as a live-in maid for Naota's family.
Naota: 19? The hell you say!
Haru: But in reality, I am... a space investigator for The Fraternity!
Naota: That's a lame name for a band. Ow!
Haru: Guess again. We're not going on Star Search.
Naota: That hurt! Anyay, Miu-Miu lit into you yesterday.
Haru: I swear, you don't know anything, do you, Ta? It was your fault I got the treatment from that cat.
Naota: Well, what is this thing, anyway? And how come it can take x-rays?
Haru: It's a Medical Mechanica robot. Didn't you konw that? That's where it was built.
Naota:Well, what was it doing inside of me?
Haru: That's what I'd like to know. What's the connection here, huh? Well?

Naota Narrating: I can't hardly tell anymore where the truth ends and the lies begin. I'm surrounded by lies, starting with Samejima Mamimi and Haruhara Haruko. And then there's these new horns I'm sprouting. It's too fantastic not to be real.

[At the Nandaba house]

Kamon: Lift that bale! Since you don't have any futuristic coveniences, so we've got to get some use out of you at least.
Naota: Oh no! Dad, keep it in doors!
Kamon: Wrong, wrong, wrong! You're supposed to start with that one!
Naota: The neighbors have eyes, you know.
Kamon: Are you trying to keep it to yourself just because you found it? Does it belong to you?
Naota: It's not normal for a family to have it's own robot!
Kamon: Well, what's wrong with a family having it's own robot? Actually, I think it'd impart a snse of arbitrariness to teh average household for it to have such outrageous technology as a humanoid machine. Ideally, you have a family grouping N, composed of various self-directed persons, with the plot device of having a robot. Then you have the social environment M, which makes all of this possible, followed by Initial D, a manga which everyone is buying. Robot Keiji K.
Haru: What is he talking about?
Naota: He's talking about this "Eva"zine which he used to write.
Haru: Eh? Wha?!
Naota: This isn't the first time that a robot dummy's gone walking around either!
Haru: There seem to be al ot of fires happening around these parts lately.
Naota: There was a fire yesterday, too... Huh?!
Kamon: He could use a break too. Isn't that right, TV Boy?

[Under the bridge]

Naota: You're in high school now. What do you think you're doing?
Mamimi: I lost my shoes while playing with Ta.
Naota: Who?
Mamimi: Ta.
Naota: You mean him?
Mamimi: Right. He looks hungry. You got anything?
Naota: What?
Mamimi: He can't eat gum, you know.
Naota: He's been abandoned? And you saved him?
Mamimi: Kind of makes me an angel, doesn't it? You know, Cantide, the angel of black fire the champion of the weak!
Naota: That's a character in a computer game, a dangerous one, who burns towns to the ground.
Mamimi: I think it's cool.
Naota: You do have a think for games.
Mamimi: Won't you stay and play?
Naota: I'm busy.
Mamimi: Seems like you're always busy.
Naota: Well, I've got to look out for so many people, after all.

[At Medical Mechanica]

Pervert: Lady! Hey, Lady! What make is this? It's got parts I've never seen before.
Security Guard: Yeah? Have you even got a brain? You don't seem to know what's what. You go tearing around the facility, blowing up all over the place. We've got trouble enough right now, without you adding to it. Word is that last night's fire was arson,and before that a nurse at the associated hospital was stripped of her uniform too.
Pervert: So many people don't know right from wrong... Ow!
Naota: Adults dont' do what you're doing!
Pervert: Who's this? Your little brother?
Naota: We're strangers. I'm an Earthling after all.
Pervert: This is no place for kids! People are working here!
Haru: This is no place for people to work. It hasn't got a single entrance. You were probably thinkin gthat one normally has no buisness, getting a grade schooler to vouch for oneself, am I right?
Security Guard: Now hold it! Are you talking about this kid here?
Naota: That's true... It's not right!
Haru: Even so, you came. The rain's stopped. Allow me to thank you. With something better than just mouth-to-mouth.

[Back at the bridge]

Mamimi: There's no sign of the angel... It's the angel... It's the angel... It's really the angel. Just like before.

[On the road]

Haru: You don't usually go to the beach, do you?
Naota: Not at this time of year. It's too cold... AHHH!... Look out! Your driving is awful!
Haru: Not it's not!
Naota: I don't like being scared... especially when I'm not wearing a helmet!
Haru: You've got mo brains! What do you have to be afraid of?
Naota Narrating: The beach was closer than I thought, on that moped. The smell of the autum sea breeze went right through to the back of my sinuses. It might well have been because my head really was empty, just as Haruko said.

[At the Nandaba household]

Mamimi: Good thing I followed him.
Naota: Ohhh, what if somebody sees it?
Haru: I saw it at the convenience store not too long ago. Leafing through a naughty magazine.
Naota: When was this?
Mamimi: You're lucky. Do you think he'll come over to my place too?
Naota: You can't keep pets where you live.
Haru: Sameji? Come in out of the cold.
Mamimi: I'm fine where I am.
Naota: Grandpa doesn't like the fact that she's seeing my brother.
Haru: And that's keeping you from inviting her in?
Naota: Well, she said she was fine where she is.
Mamimi: Hey! He's back!
Naota: Oh no... What have you been doing?!?
Mamimi: Canti!
Naota: Canti?
Mamimi: Cantide, the black angel of fire!
Haru: What took you so long?
Naota: What're using him to run errands for?
Haru: I told you to get the kind with the pulp in it! Huh? What's that?
Shigekuni: Give it here. Now let's see I told you to get the one with my favorite pop idol on it!
Naota: Not you too, Grandpa.
Mamimi: It's "Bomb," a teen idol magazine.
Haru: He's useless.
Naota: You're the one who wrecked him.
Mamimi: Hey, Haru, you can't do this. He's an angel!
Haru: What is she talking about?
Naota: A computer game. I do sure envy high-school girls. They don't have to worry about anything.
Mamimi: Well, it's true. The black wings prove it.
Naota: Stay inside now, you hear me? Or I'll put you on a leash.
Kamon: Hey, TV-Boy, did you tape the Thursday TV Special?

[At the river]

Friend 1: Come on, over here!
Ninamori: This was a boathouse?
Friend 2: Something still smells, you know?
Ninamori: It says "Keep Out."
Friend 1: Then don't follow me.
Friend 2: Don't worry. The police have already been here. They said it was arson.
Ninamori: What, again?
Friend 1: Again with the arson, huh?
Ninamori: Probably some housewife did it. You know, stressed out from doing housework all day.
Friend 1: Nahh. It's UFOs. Didn't you see the tabloid photos?
Friend 2: It's a doplomatic affair.
Ninamori: It they were going to do it at all, they should have picked a more attention-getting place to burn.
Friend 1: The school! The school!
Friend 2: I heard about something like this before too.
Friend 1: Before we started school, right? That was ages ago.
Ninamori: Somebody burned it?
Naota: There's still a few ruins remaining.
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: What the? What's that?!?
Friend 2: Bullying, I bet. The bullies got someone around here the other day too.
Friend 1: Which school is that uniform from?
Friend 2: Shinden High School.
Friend 1: You mean she's a high-schooler?
Ninamori: Man. You'd think high-school students would know better.

[Walking on the bridge]

Naota Narrating: Fire Starter is a handheld electronic game. No on konws when Endsville, the Devil's own city, came into existance. But it began growing, expanding from the moment of it's birht, engulfing the world little by little. The palyer takes on the role of the servant of Cantide, The Black Angel, who must thwart the groth of Endsville by settin git afire. Hey, kid, you see any suspicious characters around here? not me officer... It was the arson, wasn't it? There was somebody, and you have an idea who it was don't you? No I don't! It must be a stress reaction. Brought on by bullying, like I said. It happened around here too the other day. Won't you stay and play? Some dangerous person is trying to burn down the town. Word is that yesterday's fire was arson too. Arson huh? I think it's cool. She looks stupid. Wrong. It was her, wasn't it? No! Yep, it was her, all right. Hold on! Where did you go? I'm to blame. It's my fault for not noticing. Where does reality end, and lies begin? How come we've got a talking cat? No brains. Must've dropped them somewhere. Speak for yourself!

[At the Nandaba household]

Haru: No, I still can't make contact with him. I've managed to co-opt on of the enemy's robots, but it's no use either. Oh right,sorry about that.
Firefighters: Get back!
Naota: That embankment. Hey! Where'd she go?...

[Thinking]

Naota: I remember the school fire, it was six years ago.
Mamimi: He saved me.
Naota: My brother did?
Mamimi: No, Canti, defender of the weak.
Naota: There were rumors that it was arson, but the official report was "Cause Unknown" Case closed. And that was the day that my brother met Samejima Mamimi.

[At the burned High School ruins]

Mamimi: What are you doing here?
Naota: You dropped this.
Mamimi: I'm done with it. You can have it.
Naota: You and my brother went to this school, didn't you?
Mamimi: You remember the first fire they had here? Nah, you wouldn't remember. You were just a little thing back then... I hated this place.
Naota: You.
Mamimi: I wished it would just go away. But it didn't work. I burned the place but its remains are still here. Endsville is burning. Look... And now, Cantide, my angel, your reward, a kiss of blessing. A kiss.
Naota: Wh... What's going on here? This one's bigger than the one before!
Mamimi: Oh no! There's some big thing sticking out of you...!
Naota: It's so heavy.
Mamimi: Ta!
Haru: How dare you do this to him!
Mamimi: Ta!
Naota: Haruko...? Mamimi?!? Mamimi! Run! My brother!
Mamimi: Ta!
Naota: What are you doing...?!? Let go of me!
Haru: It-
Mamimi: It ate him?!... You're no angel, you stupid thing! Why did you go and eat Ta?!
Haru: It's transformed!... Gotcha!
Mamimi: Ta!
Naota: Ouch!
Mamimi: You're dripping wet, Ta!
Naota: Everything's been blown away, the school ruins... everything.
Mamimi: And you smell, too.
Haru: Uh-oh... I'm getting out of here... Hey! What are you two standing there for?!
Naota: I didn't even notice the approaching sirens. I couldn't tell what was real and what wasn't. But I made my mind then and there, that I would stay with Mamimi, and do whatever I could for her.


(I'll post more as I find them.Please feel welcome to add your own.)