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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:51 am
For those of you who weren't fully satisfied with the ending of Harry Potter, I have a short story. A story to bridge the gap betwwen the last chapter and the epilouge. It is titled, the Miracle of Birth.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:52 am
Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny were all sitting around a table. It was some five years after Voldemort had been killed.
“You know what?” Harry said. “We should have kids at the exact same time, so they can hang out at school together!”
“That’s a phenomenal idea Harry!” Hermione exclaimed.
“It should be easy.” Harry mused. “Ginny and Hermione have spent so much time together that their ovulation cycles must be in perfect synch by now….”
“All we would have to do is do it at the same time.” Ron said.
“Alright, it’s a plan. Now, every one synchronize watches. At 11:05 tonight, we make babies!”
And so the four friends went back to their respective houses, preparing for the events that would soon transpire. Each glanced eagerly at the clock several times, waiting for the magical hour of 11:05 to approach. And then it was time to begin.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:53 am
“Swish and flick Ron, swish and flick!” Hermione said angrily.
It was two weeks later, and the four were trying to find out if they had sired correctly.
“Now, how did that spell go again?” Ron asked for the third time.
“I told you, Pregnancious Dectectus.”
Finally, Ron was able to perform the pregnancy test correctly, and blue sparks shot from his wand.
“The sparks are blue, the sparks are blue!” He exclaimed giddily as his danced around the table.
Hermione, Harry, and Ginny all stared at him for a few minutes before Harry finally asked, “Do you even know what means?”
Ron was flabbergasted. “Of, of course I do! It means….” He leaned over to Hermione. “What does it mean?”
“It means we’re pregnant!!!” She screamed with joy.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:54 am
There was much giddiness and drunken sex parties after that, at which point Harry and Ginny also became pregnant. All was right with the world. After Harry and Ginny’s announcement, Ron came up to Harry and shook his hand.
“I’d never thought I’d say this,” he said. “But congratulations for boning my sister.”
THE END
i hope you enjoyed it
i just like to add that about half the credit goes to .x.wasp_phantom.x.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:06 pm
3nodding yeah..... mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:28 pm
hey! i thought up some! he just was the one to post it.
this is a product of one of our most recent phone conversations...
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:37 pm
.x.wasp_phantom.x. hey! i thought up some! he just was the one to post it. this is a product of one of our most recent phone conversations... shhhh, dont tell them about that!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:48 pm
i dont wanna hear about your phone conversations
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:47 am
paul shut up! now your jsut crossing the line. ((shoves him into a closet.)) never mind him people!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:47 am
and you spelled 'wearing' wrong!
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:56 pm
.x.wasp_phantom.x. and you spelled 'wearing' wrong! *fom iside closet* mmfff fmmff ppfmm fmfmm! (translation: since when have i spelt well? and can you let me out now?)
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:42 pm
FliesHateMe .x.wasp_phantom.x. and you spelled 'wearing' wrong! *fom iside closet* mmfff fmmff ppfmm fmfmm! (translation: since when have i spelt well? and can you let me out now?) nope. *spelt=smelt
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