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 Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:25 am
this is a place to post random things that pop into your head for random reasons.......
so heres mine.
ther once was two cowboys alone out on the trail, and they descovered you could sleep with another male, now there haveing gay sex, cowboy gaysex, sodimeahee..... (come on every one) sodimeahee..... sodimeahee..... ...... sodimy.
(don't blame me blame famly guy......)
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:50 pm
This was actually said in a physics class at my school.
Teacher: Then we have to find the length...
Student: But the girls say that length doesn't matter
Teacher: They say that so that you won't feel depressed
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:35 pm
Riddle:
When you drop me, I say my name. What am I?
Answer:
Ring.
I agree with a friend of mine on this one--the answer is wrong. Ring don't ring when you drop them! They clink! I think the answer is Jesus. 3nodding
Yep.
Jesus and the disciples are walking down the road, and then Jesus starts to get a little tired. Because, you know, he has to walk everywhere all the time...so one of te disciples offers him a piggy back ride. Jesus agrees. After a while, the disciple gets tired and without warning, drops Jesus. And what does Jesus say?
"JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!"
See? It works. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:24 pm
i want to kill the makers of pokemon, why do they have to make it so hard to get eevees....
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insanty_prawn_boy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:28 pm
dont look at me in that tone of voice it smells a funny color
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:46 pm
insanty_prawn_boy dont look at me in that tone of voice it smells a funny color *laughs before coughing hard and painfully* Ohhh, that one I liked!
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insanty_prawn_boy Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:43 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:45 am
yey for paradoxies like the statement "this sentance is a lie" or travaling back in time and killing your mother 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:55 am
The next statement is true.
The previous statement is false.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:44 am
*brain implodes* burning_eyes
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insanty_prawn_boy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:08 pm
(to the tune of "my bonny" well mostly....)
My fathers the lord mayor of London, he cleans out the lavies (a toilet) at night, and when he comes home in the morning his boots are all covered in s-----weet smelling lavinder, you thoguht i was going to say sh-----ine up your buttons with brasso, shine up your buttons with them, shine up you buttons with brasso, its only a penny a tin, you can get it for nothing at woolies, provided thers nobody in.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:58 pm
*coughs* Hm...confused...but it's funny! xd mrgreen Hm....a poem.
Are we friends or are we not, you told me once, but I forgot,
so tell me now, and tell me true, so I can say I'm here for you,
of all the people that I've met, you're the one I won't forget,
and if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you,
I'll give the angels back their wings, and risk the loss of everything,
just to prove my friendship true, to have a friend like you.
and this applies to all my friends in the guild. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:08 pm
When you're lost on the wrong sidetrack, how lost are you then?
(It sounds much better in it's original form, I've only tried to translate it here)
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