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 Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:49 pm
Sir Leader here. I'm bored, I'm lonely, Blue just stole my stuffed penguin, and I won't bother trying to borrow that damn Watermeat from Sasori ( domokun )... so here I am. And I see "RP" all fresh and unravaged. So, I figure... what the hell.
exclaim For the record, this little rantage is a late-night time-killer between Itachi, Sasori, and myself. It's traumatizing enough, and Itachi's not used to this sort of thing whatsoever. Feel free to read, and if it's not too brain-killing I may open it back up to other people, though really its mostly just us on anyway...::snigger::
exclaim You have been warned. ANYTHING in here can be insinuating something you may dislike. If you're easily offended, this is not the topic for you to be randomly surfing.
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Hnn. So here I was, minding my own business, I tell you, seriously. When out of nowhere I see that damn Uchiha bumping into walls again and it's either he's upset about something and repressing it or just flat out is too blind to know better...
Now the real question was, do I go up and say something, or do I just ignore it? We're supposed to all be one big happy family... but I'll tell you, having a guy in my ranks that slaughtered his damn family and then having him call me 'daddy', just doesn't sit all that well with me. Blue says its what I deserve. I figure the next chance I get, I'll just put something really disgusting on the wall from... I don't know, Zetsu or Deidara's rooms. Give him a reason to stop messing up the walls and keep Kakuzu from breathing moldy zombie hellfire down my neck already. Yeah, sounds like a plan. I'll do it while I send them on some sort of errand... or tell them it's freebies at the dango stall out in Konohagakure... ninja
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:37 am
::walks out of room and into wall:: Damnit. ::rubs head:: Stupid wall. They need better lighting in these halls. Can hardly seen what's in front of you till it's too late. ::sighs and starts walking down hall:: Everyone else is off on a mission, so why the hell am I still here? ::sighs again:: Maybe I should go see if there's one for us now? Doubtful. Don't see why we can't just destroy Konoha, nab the Kyuubi, and be done with it. ::arrives in kitchen and starts making tea::
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:41 am
Damn gaki, having to come back just because he didn't prepare enough... I told him that it wasn't enough... ::plops down in the kitchen waiting for Deidara::
Oh. Itachi. Didn't see you there. 'Hnn. Why is there always someone in here?' "Oh...uh... Itachi...san.......there appears to be something rather... well, I can't imagine you left your room knowing that was on your forehead."
eek
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:59 am
::takes a sip of his tea:: 'hmm....just right. Great, they're back. Not even five minutes and he's already going on about something.'
::looks over at Sasori blankly:: What are you talking about? I always wear my headband. Unlike you, I wear it where it is suppose to go. Then again, if I were to hide in a puppet like you, it wouldn't really matter. Now would it? ::takes another sip of his tea::
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:18 am
"Hmph. Fine, have it your way. I didn't realize it was some new fashion statement to run around with Zetsu's putrid moltings dripping from your hitai-ate down your face. And I don't need my bloody hitai-ate, and it's not hiding. It's called tactics. T-A-C-T-I-C-S. You know, that whole 'genius' thing. You should know, right?" 'Frackin' cookeh... where the hell is that damn gaki?'
Stupid Uchiha, just sitting there all smug with that damn mulch going down... Why does it always end up like this? I step out of Hiruko for two damn seconds and I've got this furry-loving little brat to contend with... ::sigh:: And why did I even bother stopping in the kitchen? It's not like I'm going to eat anything...
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:30 am
::stares at Sasori for a few seconds, eyebrow twitching randomly:: 'I know I just didn't hear him right. I couldn't have. I mean, he just said that.... That's impossible. I haven't even seen Zetsu today. Besides, he wouldn't go and do something like that. It's impossible....right?'
::sets tea cup down and lightly clears his throat:: "What did you just say? I'm not sure I heard correctly." ::the slight annoyance in his voice was hard to miss::
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:39 am
"Oh my. Don't tell me the all-seeing Uchiha didn't notice such an obvious thing. You can't play dumb." ::folds arms and smirks:: "Well. I'm not sure if you're aware of what happens to those who openly play with Sir Leader's favorite pet, but I'm sure you'll find out soon enough. It's not like he left today. But seriously, way to go. First you go and rob our dear 'father' of his precious gem and then you go and blatantly flaunt it around the lair? Smooth. Didn't think even you would go so low."
Not much more point in hanging around, I can already tell, 'cos that weird-eyed brat is going to get a bit steamed if I keep going on and I don't feel like a fight right now. Best to go find the gaki. I'll just get up and put my chair away and be off... Give the Uchiha a little wave before going. All things considered, I should prolly go climb back into Hiruko, just to be safe. ::exits kitchen::
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:59 am
Hmph. It's been a few hours since I set my plan into motion, and I've yet to see any results to my tireless efforts... ::thinks to self and glances up:: Ah, there's Sasori coming up the hall. They must have finished early... or knowing that pair, Deidara wasn't ready... "Ano, Sasori! How are you, my little puppet boy? Been up to anything, have you?" I'll wave to get his attention, since I know he's not too keen on speaking with me on most mornings anyway. Ah, there's a smirk on his face. This should be fun.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:19 am
::twitch:: 'My little... ugh.'
"Ano, Sir Leader, I won't be here much longer. The gaki failed to be prepared and we had to return for him to better supply himself." Sir Leader's always got that weird look in his eye. The others say he 'feels' really off, but this is ridiculous. I can already tell he's going to fuss me about the name-calling, so I start walking again.
"Oh. And by the way, you should go check the kitchen if you've a want of company. Itachi seems pretty lonely too, you know." That should do it. Knowing Itachi he'll just assume I was lying again, and either way it's not like he had enough time to clean all that gunk off if he did. Maybe I can get the gaki to stall long enough so I can see the outcome...
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:28 am
Hmm. Wonder what he could have meant by that... Oh! Wonderful... No wonder I haven't heard from Itachi, he's been at his tea again... ::sigh:: And Deidara didn't blow him up by accident... must not have bumped into that blasted clay I splattered all over the wall. Damn. I was hoping the wall could get demolished, it's just Orochimaru's old room. ::shoulders droop:: So much for my fun this morning. Might as well sit with him and chat, possibly see about setting him up with an eye appointment.
::sits down calmly opposite of Itachi:: ::looks ahead:: "Ah, er... what in bloody hell is on your forehead, Itachi?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:35 am
::keeps looking at tea cup, eye twitching a little more:: 'Great. Just what I needed. Didn't even get a chance to see what the hell he was talking about. Did Sir Leader HAVE to come into the kitchen today? I mean, really? Stupid termite bait. I bet he had something to do with this. Probably planned it and everything. His way of revenge for when I told Deidara he kept shinnies in his heart box. Come on, that was funny. Lost a good bit of the lair, but it was hilarious. Ok. Think Itachi. You're an Uchiha. You should be able to get out of this with minimum damage from Leader, then you can worry about how the hell this happened in the first place.'
::trying to keep his nervousness from showing, but his voice falters ever so slightly:: "I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'll look into right now if you'd like."
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:09 pm
"Okay, I can understand you're probably still upset at me for taking your blasted fox plushie away, but it needed to be washed. It smelled worse than Kakuzu at high noon. But to take some of the old remains of my dear cannibalistic companion and smear them across your hitai-ate... I'm going to assume you weren't foolish enough to take his fresh resprout and do such a thing." This is really pushing it, isn't it? I mean, I know I sent Tobi to do the wash and I don't really know how to tell Itachi that the damn thing is now missing an eye... so this must be some form of protest against that foolish little Tobi. But he's not even here, he's back out at the greenhouse. Unless...
"Itachi, you didn't go after Tobi finally did you?? I mean, you know, finish the job and all that. I know you've been asking for attention a lot recently and it's not like I've been keen on giving it, but damn. He's a good boy, you know? Zetsu told me that himself. I'm glad Sasori told me you needed company, this cry for help can't be ignored." Dammit, if he keeps this up I'm going to need to let Kakuzu have his way with him. This is getting ridiculous...
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:12 pm
::eye twitches again:: 'Did he have to bring up Naru-chan? Did he?! And it didn't smell that bad. grrr.....Tobi....he better not have hurt him. And what the hell is he going on about? I didn't do s**t with that walking vegetable. I may have tried to finish Tobi, but I haven't been able to get him by himself. Next, what crap was that walking furniture telling him?'
"No, I did not finish off Tobi. And he is not a good boy." ::stands up:: "I'll be in my room if you need me." ::starts heading back to his room::
'Time to see what the hell those two kept going on about.....and I better get Naru-chan back soon. I need my beauty sleep.'
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:06 am
Been awfully quite around here lately. Hn... time to go get Hiruko's cloak out of the dryer. It was so bloody after that last little excursion...
Oh... what's this? This could be fun. I could at least return the favor to Sir Leader for having to make me go through so many damn missions without stopping for repairs... scream
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The rotten little dirtrag's missing an eye, so I figure the best thing to do is to show up on the Uchiha's doorstep with it. No one ever said I don't return favors properly. stare
::knocks::
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