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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:16 pm
well i was bored, and i wanna hear all ur fav Yo Momma jokes.
my fav is
yo mommas so stupid, when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled TWINKIE!!!!
no offense to white ppl
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:55 pm
Yo mamma jokes win. XD
"Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!"
And the lovely Star Wars themed ones from the Robot Chicken SW Special:
"Yo momma is so fat that Jabba the Hutt said 'DAAAAAYUM!'"
"Yo momma is so fat that Ben Kenobi said, 'That's no moon; that's yo momma!'"
"Yo momma is so stupid, she thought a lightsabre had fewer calories!"
"Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles!"
"Yo momma is so stupid, she went to Bankok to get a Tie fighter!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:05 am
Yo momma is so stupid that she drove to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', so she turned around and went home.
Yo momma is so short she jumped off a curb.
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma's feet are so callous when she walks on hard wood floors it sounds like she's tap dancing.
Yo momma is so fat when she went outside in a red dress, everyone yelled 'HEY KOOL-AID!'
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:24 pm
yo mommas teeth are so yellow that i cant believe its not butter!
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:52 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:01 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:05 pm
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in an alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so stupid she spent twenty minutes staring at the carton of orange juice, because it said "concentrate".
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid she studied for a blood test.
And those are all the ones I know.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:13 pm
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time please"
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:19 pm
robot chicken fav: his mom so black when she go to night school teacher mark her absent! (not trying to be racial btw)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:06 pm
He destroyed my life...
I don't know any, but HAHA! xd :Heart:
Now I will destroy him.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:13 pm
Yo mama so nasty even her crabs run from her.
Yo mama so fat that in case of emergency we had to greese down the door and put a twinky on the other side just to get her out.
And my favorite...lol...
Yo mama so nasty, fat, and stretched out that she smuggled 18 mexicans AND the donkey over the border in her v****a.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:21 pm
By the way people, It's not racist if you mention someone of a different tribe. It's racist if you hate someone for being different than you.
Damn, people are WAY too sensitive about that s**t.
People are people. No matter what ignorant people try to make of it.
I'm a cracker, honkey, whitey, and I'm still not offended. I find it quite funny actually. xd
It's just skin pigmentation that we have so that we could survive in the country (and it's climate) we origonated from.
If you can't take a joke about "race" (which in actuallity doesn't exsist.) then you are WAY too sensitive.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:50 pm
Corpses The Clown
And my favorite...lol...
Yo mama so nasty, fat, and stretched out that she smuggled 18 mexicans AND the donkey over the border in her v****a.*tries to breathe* Oh, my gosh! That is so funny! *continues laughing*
Did you hear that somewhere or did you come up with it yourself?
I actually don't know any jokes, but I heard one I think's kinda funny.
Yo mamma so black and her teeth are so yellow, when she smiles she looks like a Pittsburg Steelers helmet.
I'm sure if that's accurate or not, as I know nothing about football, but I thought it was funny.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:42 pm
I love yo momma jokes, but my favorite ones are the kind that are slipped into the context of a conversation, which makes them hard to repeat. This summer I worked at a corn stand and there was a lot of "shucking yo mom" jokes going around...
Yo momma's so stupid, when she went on vacation in Alabama she said, "aren't ethiopians supposed to be skinny?!"
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