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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:21 am
For Jashin's sake it's been at 209 posts forever does Hime have to do everything... or am I the only one here? Curse you all I will steal your pillows and use them as band-aids.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:51 pm
I'd like to see you try to steal my pillows. To do that Hime, you'd have to go into my room and I really don't think you want to do that after all no one is allowed in my room.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:30 pm
-.- touch my pillows or even try to go in my room and even Jashin won't be able to save you.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:46 am
I have no pillows. However, feel free to take Deidara's. I'm sure he won't miss them. And as such, what the bloody hell are you going to do with that cow anyway??
And Hime, it feels awkward that I have to say this... but I want your steak. There. I could have said it much worse. I intended to. But I'm hungee. crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:42 pm
hmmm......i'm still waiting for that salmon he was talking about before. >.> And you have a good point, Hime. Where is everyone?! x_x I know I haven't gone on any killing sprees lately. Ya'll?
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:34 am
... Did i become y'all's cook? Seriously... Ita we ate the fish already. You sat there and never got any. You are too blind to see it I guess... and no Sasori, the cow is mine! ::munch munch::
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:25 pm
Maybe Sir Leader took them all on a trip. stressed
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:30 pm
eek Hey! I still have some eye site left! and and....you ate it already?! Why didn't you tell me when you made it?! Not only that, why wasn't I informed about a field trip?! How could daddy...umm...I mean Sir Leader go on a trip without taking us?! ::emo tear::
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:43 am
cesiarath eek Hey! I still have some eye site left! and and....you ate it already?! Why didn't you tell me when you made it?! Not only that, why wasn't I informed about a field trip?! How could daddy...umm...I mean Sir Leader go on a trip without taking us?! ::emo tear:: ::cough:: I have no bloody idea what you all are talking about. I was just outside having a nice stroll, free of annoyance and demanding worries... when all of a sudden, I stepped into this puddle and it bit my damn foot. Fracking puddles... I poured a bit of poison in there. We'll see how it likes that. And now that I've updated my rabies shots (that was an awkward moment I assure you) I have returned to find a VERY confused and family-starved Uchiha calling me 'daddy'?! At the very least, "Father" or possibly "Dark Father" or SOMETHING more dignified. Or. Better yet. NOTHING. I AM NOT YOUR FATHER YOU ACCURSED EXCUSE FOR A DOPEBIRD PENGUIN LOVER. ::sigh::
There. ::breathes:: All done. Blue, be a dear... do you know where the pain killer is?? Er... aspirin? Yeah, that's better.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:29 am
Jakoby Armandi cesiarath eek Hey! I still have some eye site left! and and....you ate it already?! Why didn't you tell me when you made it?! Not only that, why wasn't I informed about a field trip?! How could daddy...umm...I mean Sir Leader go on a trip without taking us?! ::emo tear:: ::cough:: I have no bloody idea what you all are talking about. I was just outside having a nice stroll, free of annoyance and demanding worries... when all of a sudden, I stepped into this puddle and it bit my damn foot. Fracking puddles... I poured a bit of poison in there. We'll see how it likes that. And now that I've updated my rabies shots (that was an awkward moment I assure you) I have returned to find a VERY confused and family-starved Uchiha calling me 'daddy'?! At the very least, "Father" or possibly "Dark Father" or SOMETHING more dignified. Or. Better yet. NOTHING. I AM NOT YOUR FATHER YOU ACCURSED EXCUSE FOR A DOPEBIRD PENGUIN LOVER. ::sigh::
There. ::breathes:: All done. Blue, be a dear... do you know where the pain killer is?? Er... aspirin? Yeah, that's better. crying I don't like penguins! and and....i'm not a dopebird. And why can't I look up to you like that? ::sob:: ....even if you poisoned my partner again.
Why does paw need pain killer? Did you and Zetsu 'go at it' behind Blue's back again?
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:43 am
cesiarath Jakoby Armandi cesiarath eek Hey! I still have some eye site left! and and....you ate it already?! Why didn't you tell me when you made it?! Not only that, why wasn't I informed about a field trip?! How could daddy...umm...I mean Sir Leader go on a trip without taking us?! ::emo tear:: ::cough:: I have no bloody idea what you all are talking about. I was just outside having a nice stroll, free of annoyance and demanding worries... when all of a sudden, I stepped into this puddle and it bit my damn foot. Fracking puddles... I poured a bit of poison in there. We'll see how it likes that. And now that I've updated my rabies shots (that was an awkward moment I assure you) I have returned to find a VERY confused and family-starved Uchiha calling me 'daddy'?! At the very least, "Father" or possibly "Dark Father" or SOMETHING more dignified. Or. Better yet. NOTHING. I AM NOT YOUR FATHER YOU ACCURSED EXCUSE FOR A DOPEBIRD PENGUIN LOVER. ::sigh::
There. ::breathes:: All done. Blue, be a dear... do you know where the pain killer is?? Er... aspirin? Yeah, that's better. crying I don't like penguins! and and....i'm not a dopebird. And why can't I look up to you like that? ::sob:: ....even if you poisoned my partner again.
Why does paw need pain killer? Did you and Zetsu 'go at it' behind Blue's back again? ::hands Sir Leader some aspirin and looks at Ita:: I thought I told you never to mention or imply that in my presence again.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:52 pm
Neko Lover Starlight ::hands Sir Leader some aspirin and looks at Ita:: I thought I told you never to mention or imply that in my presence again. But it's true and you know it! Father loves Zetsu more than me....heck, he even likes YOU more! crying ::sniff:: why does no one love me?! Just a little love! ::throws hands up in air and yells:: Is that too much to ask for?!! ::punches wall::
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:39 pm
No. But you should love penguins. They haven't done anything wrong to you. Aside from the fact that you appear to have mislocated your 'partner' I DO believe that it was one of the Houzuki brothers that had that odd habit of bursting into water, was it not?? Or does Kisame have that ability as well?
...Nevermind. I wouldn't want to know how you found out.
And as far as Zetsu goes. Behave. I can't help that he needs twice the amount of looking after than the rest of you. Pff. If you wanted love, you should've left your mother alive. Only a mother could love someone as... uplifting as yourself, Itachi. Or at least, your cousin...
Oh. And don't forget to pass by Kakuzu's on the way back to your chambers. He'll be wanting to discuss the damage costs for that wall... xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:23 am
I see how you want to be, father. I've seen it all before. Mother favored Sasuke, and the man who helped in my birth only cared about his damn honor. I thought we had something special! Why does it always come down to this? Kisame only wanted me because of my looks, Kakazu only wanted me for my money, Naruto only wanted me so that he could get to Sasuke, Kakashi and Jiraiya were just drunk and horny, Sarutobi just wasn't getting any, Orochimaru is just a sick b*****d, and now you?! What is it that you wanted from me?!! What?! Why wasn't I good enough for you?!
WHY FATHER WHY?!! gonk
I think I'm going to go find Tobi and relieve some sexual stress, find my foolish little otouto and cause him more psychological damage, then lock myself in my room, cut myself a few times, then cuddle up with Naru-chan and cry myself to sleep. If anyone needs me, they can kiss my fine toned a**. scream That includes you too, Blue! And I'm not paying for the damn wall, Kakazu! stressed
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