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 Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:32 am
thing's you should never say.....
when you get pulled over by the police
1. cop: i had you clocked at 100 miles an hour
you: oh you must have got me at a corner 'cuse i was goin' alot faster
2. cop: licence and regestration please
you: okay just hold my beer!
post some of your own!
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:08 pm
Cop-"you are under arrest."
Anika-"where have i heard THAT one before..."
Cop-"Are you drunk?"
Anika-"Nu Uh! iwuzzadwinkingwootbeeuh."
Cop-"Root beer huh? right..."
Anika-"immagunnastealyouriceacreamacone."
Cop-"i don't have one."
Anika-"nowyado!" *gives him one then tries to steal it, only to let it spill on his feet*
Cop-"You're under arrest for not only drinking and driving and stealing my ice cream cone, but also ruining my brand new shoes."
Anika-"THEY LOOK LIKE SH*T ANYWAYS!!! HAH!!!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:17 pm
cop- licence and registration plz
dude in car- hi good cop, hey ur badge shines like my gun mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:29 pm
cop- your eyes look bloodshot, have you been drinking,
me- no *burp*, hey officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:44 pm
monkeysan92 cop- your eyes look bloodshot, have you been drinking, me- no *burp*, hey officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts? Hah! Good one! Cop-"Did you not hear my sirens?" Anika-"Did you not hear me shout, The nearest bathroom is over there?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:47 pm
cop didnt you see the arrows?
me, i didnt even se the indians!
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:34 pm
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Are You Andy or Barney?
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:09 pm
Welcome!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:14 pm
Anika-I was trying to run away from that noisy sound.
Cop-those were my sirens
Anika-You lousy!
Cop-You druggie!
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:17 pm
Lol nice!
Officer says, "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
Person says, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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