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When wandering around the Yutani dorms, you'll come across room 123. Yes, that dorm number actually exists. The door itself is bright white, almost blinding. Then there's the writing, which is written in gold paint. The first is near the center of the door, and it says SOS団 (SOS Brigade). Under that, it reads, in smaller writing, 涼宮 ハルヒ (Suzumiya Haruhi) and then there's a large splash of paint where you can barely see a bit of writing underneath. Under the splash it says 'キョン' (Kyon). But this looks quite a bit sloppier than the rest of the paint, almost as if it was done quickly and after everything else.

When you walk in, you'll find a room that is in no way split in two, but it seems that way from how different the two opposite walls look. The room itself was originally painted white, but each side has it's own colour.

On the left side, the walls are bright yellow. There is a large, white canopy bed pushed against the wall with light blue sheets and an opaque light blue canopy. There are various little plushies scattering the bed, of things like chibi-like aliens and magicians, mystical creatures and various mysterious things. The bed posts are covered in shiny alien stickers, mainly consisting of greys and UFOs. Next to the bed is a bedside table. It's also white, with bright yellow and baby blue stars painted on. <--- Incomplete

Kyon let himself be dragged by his collar, a rather bored and annoyed look in his eyes as she did so. "No I don't think it's fair. If we split it down the middle in a line from the door... Why am I even bothering... You just aren't going to listen like every other time..." He sighed in defeat, sitting down on his bed with a rather gloomy look in his usually lazy expression. When Haruhi was on her bed, he couldn't help the sudden thoughts he got that all boys of a certain age got. He was unaware of any blushing that he might be doing as he tried to fight back the thoughts. "So Haruhi... Is that the reason you took us here? Can't say I'm too excited by that..." He said simply as he looked around the room, curious of what it was pre-decorated with.

"Uhh..." When Haruhi got in Kyon's face, he couldn't help but feel embarassed and tried to come up with something quickly. "I uh... I've never shared a dorm with a girl before!" He exclaimed, then noticed that his haste caused him to not control his tone. She'd probably know it was a lie. "Well... I don't know why I'm not that thrilled..." Yeah right... If I know everyone properly, Yuki and Itsuki will be forcing me into Closed Space visits all the time... Haruhi's going to strip and dress Mikuru everytime she sees fit, and Tsuruya's bound to laugh the whole time she's here... He thought to himself. "So... A new adventure huh?" He asked as he laid back on his bed. "Well You'll work out just fine as my roommate too then..." He muttered, eyelids starting to slide closed from sleepiness. The trip had taken a good bit of his energy. Goodnight... Sleeping Beauty... His thoughts rang to him as he fell from consciousness, snoring softly on his bed.

Kyon's face twitched throughout the process of Haruhi drawing on him, not enjoying the tickly feeling or the cold wet solution being rubbed onto his face by a felt tip to make markings of doom upon his face. Almost immediately after she went into the washroom, he woke up from the odd tingle of ink drying on his skin. He soon found a mirror in the room and looked at it. "BWAAAAAAAH!?" Hecried out in surprise. "A mustache!? A beard!? A MONOCLE!? Why does crap like this only happen to me..." He asked after looking at himself and then almost immediately went to the kitchen sink, grabbing a rag and soaking it, then walked in front of the mirror again and wiped as much of it off as he could. It took a lot of scrubbing, but he took care of it. Eventually, his exaustion led him back to his bed and he fell asleep again.

((It's easy to write a fic! Hard to RP though!))

"Unnngh... I just wanna sleep dammit..." Kyon's lazy and tired voice said slowly after his forehead was slapped. When he heard her shouting, he went into semiconsciousness, but his mind still wasn't working properly. He could hear what she was saying but couldn't think up anything to reply. But once the water splashed him, he woke up and glared lazilly into her eyes. He was about to voice a rare intellectual moment, so reader's listen up! "Not everyone has your boundless energy Suzumiya... And if you want me looking better, apparently you want to be more than my friend. So do me and yourself a favor and let me get my sleep so I can look more like the person you want." He said simply his voice holding a bored, monotonous tone. And then his intelligence was ruined by the fact that she was in a towel and he could see the top of her chest, and most of the length of her legs, even if it was long, most towels were short for girls to wear. He felt heat rise in his face and kept his voice under control. "And please put some clothes on for both our sake..." He said simply.

((Blegh... I feel massively out of his character))

Kyon, despite his own reddened cheeks, couldn't help but laugh at Haruhi's own blushing. If she didn't feel that way, then why were her cheeks red? And why was she screaming it at him? All was forgotten for the moment when Haruhi acknowledged his request to put on clothing. She had dropped her towel and her body was there in front of him, causing his cheeks to brighten to an apple red. Kyon immediately ran for the washroom, deciding that was the better pick for speed. He closed the door behind him and heaved a sigh, hoping his heart would stop beating so damn fast and the blood in his cheeks would resume it's natural course. Then he saw what made his choice perilous. Haruhi's other outfit and her undergarments were lying out all over the floor, causing his right eye to twitch nervously. Why me? He thought as he heaved another, heavier sigh, and sat on the floor, with his back to the door.

He had only run out for when she was changing didn't he? Ah well, regardless, Haruhi thought it was an insult. Kyon had either explain things or deviate from the subject. He decided (while ignoring the pain in his back from her kicking the door open) to explain his intent. "It's not that you look bad or anything, but a guy isn't supposed to necessarilly see a girl changing... Nor is he supposed to find her undergarments on the floor..." He said, referring to her clothes scattered over the bathroom floor that she had now picked up. "And in terms of what to do... Shouldn't we see Itsuki, Tsuruya, Mikuru, and Yuki and see how they're doing here or something?" He asked, but felt that despite her asking him what to do, that she'd ignore his suggestion and plan on running around while everyone else was moving in or sleeping, dragging him along despite his current exaustion.

"But we aren't nudists Haruhi..." Kyon muttered under his breath. When he was pulled up and hugged by Haruhi, he felt his heart reace again, but no blushing this time at least. When he heard Haruhi talking about how she had gotten new outfits for Mikuru, he could feel some slight excitement from seeing what they'd wear next. Haruhi preferred to wear the outfits too right? "Haruhi, you honestly need to stop molesting that poor girl... You're going to scar her for life..." He said quietly as he walked towards her, but he stepped on her skirt by accident, his other foot getting caught in the waist, and wound up stumbling and tripping, winding up tackling Haruhi out the door, his lips crashing down on her's and his hand accidentally cupped around one of her breasts. He felt his cheeks redden again and only one thought played through his head. I hope the others don't magically appear.