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Ilikepie4
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:22 pm


Since the guild has been dead for a bit perhaps we can do something to kick start it. Let's try to find the worst example of pseudo-science and credulity on these here forums.

ElvenRamza
Alright first off, I've been posting this on other forums to see other peoples opinions so if you see this anywhere else no I did not steal it. But, Here it is.

What if there is another world behind each mirror but instead of it being different its exactly the same including each event and everything so when you look in a mirror your looking at another you doing the same exact thing. But there are some things that could be offset in a different place that changes the course of the world ever so slightly. I'm not saying it resides in the mirror its just a window so when you shatter it your not killing millions of people just breaking that window. But, Back to the point I was getting at. When you change it ever so slightly the events like the girl turning around in the mirror staring back was creepy. But its also creepy on the other side because she sees another girl just like her still doing her own thing rather then being a reflection.

That also leads to my theory behind psychics. Perhaps they do know what happens in other worlds and can really tell the future from somehow meeting with there other selfs of worlds ahead in time from them. They know exactly what to say because each word that effects something she will know what will happen at that moment she wants to alter. And these "Psychics" can be good or bad depending who learned how to alter the worlds and talk with them self. But the bad psychics may make people get into a bad situation but the reason they don't corrupt the world is because they know it will turn out way to bad for there liking in the end. Also the good psychics will probably change the world so it doesn't die out like the others did. Ever notice that psychics never have mirrors out in the open. It may be because if they look in it the other-world self will be doing something else and won't be in there or doing something completely different.

Going back on altering the world. Mabey they figured out how to offset something that will slightly alter there world just barely away from the others which will cause a slight difference or lag in the events that reside in the mirror which eventually leads to pulling away from the same exact thing. Because doesn't it seem odd that there have been many chances to end the world as we know it but it was barely avoided at last second. Its probably because someone altered it just enough to save ourselves.

What do you think? Opinions? Corrections?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:55 am


"What do you think?"

I think you should stop watching Donnie Darko and learn about a little concept called "light."

"Opinions?"

I am not a doctor, so I can't give you my opinion on your mental health.

"Corrections?"

How do you correct something that has no basis in reality? I can understand thinking stuff up in your imagination. It makes for some fantastic fiction. But when you try to bring it into reality... well... you know.

Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain


Lykus

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:37 am


Tony Johnson
Evolution basically says we come from monkeys, those monkeys came from bananas far back, etc, and eventually humans came from monkeys.

I mean, wow. I've never met anyone who took "You are what you eat" that seriously.

I like how he says "we came from monkeys" twice in the same sentence.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:03 pm


Lykus
Tony Johnson
Evolution basically says we come from monkeys, those monkeys came from bananas far back, etc, and eventually humans came from monkeys.

I mean, wow. I've never met anyone who took "You are what you eat" that seriously.

I like how he says "we came from monkeys" twice in the same sentence.


Monkeys came from bananas. Wow. That's a whole new level of ignorance.

Ilikepie4
Captain


Theophrastus
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:04 pm


Asshat from another forum
its better to think god made us out of dirt than that we came from maggots and worms
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:42 am


Some guy in a dress when asked who believes in God
Everyone, but they don't admit it.

There's no way this whole beautiful universe could be random. Someone had to create it.

Way to atheize your religion, doofus.

If you include everyone in your particular belief system, then what makes it so special?

I don't think I need to go into the "random" universe argument.

Six Billion of Spades

Familiar Phantom


Ilikepie4
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:35 am


I'm still trying to wrap my head around why people think evolution means we evolved from worms and fruit. Perhaps it's because they are smaller?

American educational system crying
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:37 am


Oh my goodness sad

Subconscious astral body
http://www.spiritual.com.au/astral.html

I've done the above many times... but how come it's so difficult to prove with the scientific method?

It's weird knowing something is true, but not proven by science.

Ilikepie4
Captain


Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:14 pm


Theophrastus
Asshat from another forum
its better to think god made us out of dirt than that we came from maggots and worms


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Ilikepie4
Oh my goodness sad

Subconscious astral body
http://www.spiritual.com.au/astral.html

I've done the above many times... but how come it's so difficult to prove with the scientific method?

It's weird knowing something is true, but not proven by science.


explodinghead.gif

What. The. Hell.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:40 pm


This is less like "dumbest ED quote" and "most awesome ED quote" but...
Lykus
doded0
Guess what...I HAVE NO RELIGION!!!! ZOMG LAWLZ!!


doded0
What churches have you gone too? You are generalizing a Christian like me to all the extremist's out there. Christian's who try to shove it down people's Throat's are not Christian at all. Jesus didn't waltz around Going "BELIVE IN MEH FATHA!!" And shooting people with lightning.

"Find all posts by this user" is such a wonderful thing.

Oh, and the other guy was attempting to disprove Big Bang.

Lykus


Xenoglossicist

PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:50 pm


Any otherkin is a source of constant hilarity.

x[Girlycard]x

Anywho, you obviously don't know much about otherkin. They don't all have physical reactions, often they have memories of being something "other" instead. There isn't a necessary love of dragons or whatever else they might be. Taking myself as an example, I am a gargoyle, however I never even liked gargoyles. I did like unicorns, but that's as far in fantasy as I ever got. I know many others that have ugly or less favourable kin, and it is not of our own choosing. Yes, there are people that do fit into what you described, but they are easy to pick out since they always say they're some high and might being. There is one person I know that was a troll, and he is always plagued by bad jokes because of his kin.
We know we are human now, there is no denying that, the only thing that makes us seem different to you is that we believe we have non-human souls.


I saw that thread too where that psychotic christian woman came in and started saying that evolution is false because we didn't evolve from bananas. That was....puzzling to say the least.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:34 am


Not that the Zodiac was doing this 10,000 years before the Otherkin came along or anything.

Nice post.

Theophrastus
Crew


Ilikepie4
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:16 am


I wonder if troll-kin are driven by thier past lives to spam forums? The horror!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:47 am


Well, any creationism/anti-science thread is always a source of much lulz and "Head meet desk" action...

But some of those are truly special.





Also, Otherkin, lolz. lol

Redem

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