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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:48 am
I've done this before once or twice, or at least tried to...
Basically what I'm going for here is a list of "Cartoon Physics"--things that at least usually happen in a cartoon that are at least extremely unlikely in the real world, if not impossible. Add or correct anything that you think hasn't already been posted here.
Here's a running list of what's been said thus far:
1.If you attempt to shoot yourself with a bow and arrow, or someone attempts to take something that you are carrying, you will probably be substituted for the arrow or object.
2.If you run off of a cliff, gravity does not apply until you have both (1) learned what gravity is and (2) seen that you are not standing on solid ground with your own eyes.
3.The rabbit always wins.
ALWAYS.
Unless he's up against a tortoise, in which case the tortoise always wins.
4.Products by a company called "Acme" only work without backfiring when wielded by someone with good intentions (and even then, rarely).
5.The 'good' character always has an escape route or lucky break when the 'evil' one seems to be winning.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:50 am
and acme products never work you'd think the coyote would figure that out by now rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:43 am
Actually, acme products do occasionally work--can't think of any examples, but it happens when it's not some predator trying to get food like the coyote.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:32 am
...um... well, I guess an anvil hanging over a characters head, not dropping until they notice it's shadow and look up, counts as the whole cliff-gravity thing...
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:37 am
Silent-Kiwi ...um... well, I guess an anvil hanging over a characters head, not dropping until they notice it's shadow and look up, counts as the whole cliff-gravity thing... You know you are all staying within the same cartoon.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:05 am
but i thought that this belongs in the chatterbox of hokus domain whatever you wana call it
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:06 am
Probably, actually... we'll move it maybe, next time Xin is on, so he's not shocked... (And horrified at being forced into the OOC... o.o)
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:10 am
this is what i mean no order kitty would have moved it all already stare
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
o-THYKILLER-o this is what i mean no order kitty would have moved it all already stare Ki-chan's better at public relations than me. *shrugs* I'm more scared of pissing people off... (Which usually is what gets them pissed. xd )
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:18 am
Silent-Kiwi o-THYKILLER-o this is what i mean no order kitty would have moved it all already stare Ki-chan's better at public relations than me. *shrugs* I'm more scared of pissing people off... (Which usually is what gets them pissed. xd ) s**t you do know you piss me off by not triying to xp
but hum guess its all stupid at the end
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:47 pm
and already pon the first page we're off topic
rolleyes i got one how about everytime that tom is about to cathc jerry he finds a hole
and how does toms tail stretch out so long everytie jerry pulls it inside through the electricity recepticle
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:57 pm
Hmm... exclaim Perhaps, "The 'good' character always has an escape route or lucky break when the 'evil' one seems to be winning."
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:50 pm
yea and also when he's making a sadwich how jerry's always eatent eh inside but the sandwich is never stuck like if it had no condiments
oir the never ending ketchup bottles
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:08 am
Xindaris Hmm... exclaim Perhaps, "The 'good' character always has an escape route or lucky break when the 'evil' one seems to be winning." crying The predator never wins... crying
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:29 pm
i mouto-chan please stay ontopic even though you haven't left much hehehe rofl
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