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The phone was ringing and I went to pick it up, assuming it was a friend of my brother's or something. Instead, this old woman started talking about Jesus Christ and his kindness and how he wants a better world and somethingsomething about elderly people and the year 2008. @___@. When she was done, she asked me if I understood and told me to pass the word on and hung up.

So. Every had any strange phone calls with no apparant purpose or people who you don't even know try to preach religion at you? surprised

freakin Jehova's Witnesses. I don't need some fat b***h in a flower print dress and an obnoxious hat and someone who looks like he escaped from the 1920s interrupting my goddamn Mario Party to talk about "the true name of God" and asking my dog's name. I know about the whole Tetragrammaton thing, and I don't smoke pot, so your ******** pamphlets are of no use to me. I just wish I had some kind of warmech and autogun security system around my house so that unless you have important business like shoveling snow or free illegal cable, I don't want you bothering me.

I was like six or something. Some telemarketer called and was all, "Blah blah blah, parent of the house." But I was with my older brother who was sleeping. But I couldn't say my mom and dad weren't home. Wasn't allowed to for my own safety. So I think I said they were in the shower or something but then he was all, "Go get them." I finally hung up.

Then the guy calls BACK and was all, "WHY DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?!" And I was all freaked out and scared.

That happened to me once, except I told them my parents were asleep. When they called back, I pretended to be my mom and started yelling at them to stop calling my house. C: