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How Do You Think It Feels To Be A Zurg?

When you have a cup of coffee

When you don't know how to use a public toilet

When you lost your paper clip

When you can't tip a cow

When you misplace your alien probe

When glasses don't make you look smarter

When ET reminds you of your first date

and

When you get told for the zillioneth time that you look like a Little Green Martian

After this, are you feeling a bit Zurg-ish?

And can I have my cow prize now?

Oh, and we have a reaction shot

Wow...Alien jokes. TIme to call on the almighty power of chuck norris!!!



Chuck norris is so bad that he can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him.
when chuck norris jumps in some water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised.

Exactly.

I want to see Chuck Norris in a space suit.

*inserts comic strip*

Hmm~ I think you have been disconnected from your imagery link, female human.



or else *Bandwidth Exceeded* is more popular than Chuck Norris.


I feel like dancing.