Oh no you don't!
scream This is my first successful online RPG and I'm not gonna let it die!
stressed *gets out paramedic medbox*
Ok, administer 100 milligrams of
inspirationopril to GM's via IV, stat!
Give a 1000ml bolus of
kickinassopine to any players appearing woozy or lethargic!
Right. Let's triage the subforums from worst to best, starting with "
Adventuring We Go (Roleplaying)!"
*charges up defib paddles*
Defib ready! 360 joules!
CLEAR! *shocks subforum and begins CPR*
C'mon dammit! LIVE!
mad