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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:28 am
This one's similar to Kill Sara.
You wish for something. The next person grants it to you, but they have to make it as ironic and twisted as possible.
I'll start.
I wish that my hair was purple.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:20 am
I am granting your wish, and making your leg hair various shades of purple.
I wish I owned a four foot giraffe.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:38 am
I am granting your wish. Four different feet are placed in front of you in the shape of a giraffe.
I wish I was the luckiest person in the universe.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:01 am
I am granting your wish.
You are now the only person in the universe.
I wish I owned stock in Yahoo.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:34 am
Wish granted. 30,000 vats of gravy shall be delivered to you shortly.
I wish I could find my old Pokémon game.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:55 pm
Wish granted. A ran over, flushed down the toilet, bunch of crushed up pieces of plastic appear beside you.
I wish everyone listened to psytrance.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:10 pm
Wish granted. Psytrance shall be played on loop in everyone's brain for eternity. No-one shall sleep. No-one shall communicate with anyone.
I wish that my grandmother could tap dance perfectly.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:58 pm
Wish granted. Your grandmother's disembodied feet will tap dance nearby, within earshot, for the rest of your life. And they'll do it wonderfully.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:43 pm
Wish Granted. Cookies are everywhere you go to.
I wish I had some lemonade
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:04 pm
Wish granted.
From now until forever, any water you come across will be lemonade. Even tap water to wash in.
I wish I could be happy.
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[.Darkness.Falls.] Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:34 pm
Wish granted. 1,000,000,000 kilograms of seratonin (The "Happy" Hormone, released by smiling, laughing and taking ecstacy) shall now rush through your body thus killing and/or drowning you.
I wish for a bucket.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:02 pm
kajido Wish granted. 1,000,000,000 kilograms of seratonin (The "Happy" Hormone, released by smiling, laughing and taking ecstacy) shall now rush through your body thus killing and/or drowning you. I wish for a bucket. I grant you a microscopic bucket that can only fit a dust particle I wish for more wishes domokun
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:50 am
Wish granted, now every word you say will be a wish and the item will appear in front of you. (Such as you say crap a pile of it appears...)
I wish I had a heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:10 am
A blue whale's heart lands on you from a few miles up.
I wish to be free from illness for the rest of my natural life.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:57 am
(ouch..)
your wish is granted and you die naturally 5 seconds later.
I wish i had more gold
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