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Necro Regulus Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:58 pm
Everyone loves a good zombie movie. The human's screams as they're being ripped apart and eaten. The spirit of the zombies as they hunt down they're food. We laugh and enjoy our bloody, gut-spilling entertainment, whether its horror or humor. But unfortunately there are some zombie movies that just weren't made to be known. The kind that makes you wonder who you want to hate most, the people who made it, the people who starred in it, or the people that gave them the money to make it. All in all, it just sucks.
when i thought to make this thread, the first movie that popped in my mind was Chopper Chicks From Zombie Town which came out in 1992. my mom has this movie in her collection, only to state that she has the worlds worst movie. when she first got it, i was 7 so i stayed far away from it as possible. as years went by it was still around but i never cared for it. until i was about 17 or so the curiosity of how bad the movie really was got to me so i popped it in. the cat got slaughtered indeed. its been years since i last saw it so the memory of it is rusty..actually forgetting it is a good thing. all i remember, it was a gang of biker chicks riding out and looking for a place to hide from the law. and they come across a small town and they settle there, freaking out the locals. a scientist was experimenting on something on the outskirts of the town and well..it went bad and zombies were born. a little boy was poking around the place and opened up the doors and out came the zombies. and so the biker chicks and some of the locals fought the zombies, somehow a bus full of blind kids got mixed in with it. i know they thought of a plan to get all the meat in a building and once the zombies were all inside they were going to blow it up...thats about it.
so yes..stay away unless you enjoy smashing your face in the wall!
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:02 pm
wow... this sounds like a suck as movie. that ending part, get all the meat in a building and once the zombies were all inside they were going to blow it up, sounds like the ending to Critters2. lol, im such a mmovie nerd n__n
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Necro Regulus Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:38 pm
Lord_Rhammidarigaaz wow... this sounds like a suck as movie. that ending part, get all the meat in a building and once the zombies were all inside they were going to blow it up, sounds like the ending to Critters2. lol, im such a mmovie nerd n__n omg lol i can't believe someone else remembers those damn Critters movies XD they made a Critter lamp thing where the eyes glowed red and my mom threatened me that if i didn't stop being a little b*****d she was going to buy it and put it in my room..XD
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:53 pm
Skindred_Leo Lord_Rhammidarigaaz wow... this sounds like a suck as movie. that ending part, get all the meat in a building and once the zombies were all inside they were going to blow it up, sounds like the ending to Critters2. lol, im such a mmovie nerd n__n omg lol i can't believe someone else remembers those damn Critters movies XD they made a Critter lamp thing where the eyes glowed red and my mom threatened me that if i didn't stop being a little b*****d she was going to buy it and put it in my room..XD WTFH!?!?!?!?!??????????!?????????? burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
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whiteshadowoftheblackbird
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:20 pm
u lol'd me that was funny
and i reamber critters i liked them there were funny
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:32 am
Land of the Dead. oh god worst movie ever. They made it so the zombies like...got smart and learned how to shoot a gun. It was gay.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:27 pm
well, not to start an argument. but that made sense. after all, in accordance to resident evil, zombies can sometimes remember things they did the most of. like some zombies could open doors. and in house of the dead, they actually could use weapons and fight really well with those. any1 remember 'Zombie Revenge' for the dreamcast? (i miss dreamcast crying ) anyways, those ones had guns! o, and u could fight with fists and kicks (corse, they sorta could as well, but not very good, they were zombies after all) but that was a good one. so i think some, not all but some zombies could learn how to or remember or even be taught how to use weapons.
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:27 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:05 pm
I still haven't seen that damn Chopper Chicks movie! I must watch, dammit! Critters was great, stfu. The ending for both of those movies have been done in so many others, it's not even cool any more, but oh well. Let them have their fun.
So far as Land of the Dead, everyone in this guild better love Romero or they can get bent. If you don't, you needs to leave, seeing as how he's more or less Father Zombie. o_O
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:31 am
i never seeen critters i liked dawn if the dead im not starting anything either and i agree with Lord_Rhammidarigaaz mutation happen too and they get smarter to but that just my opion what i dont really like it the zombies that are fast and energentic i think that runs the whole zombie apperance thing but htats my opion
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