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 Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:16 pm
Last night was the talent show for my school, and i was in it with two of my buddys. Both of them marvolous young men, vacous toffee nosed malodorous perverts in the worst kind , but completely charming. So anyways last week it was more than that, and we had about ten of these dirty, rotten, python obsessed, handsome teens, in our asb's office auditioning for the talent show with the Arguement Clinic and the Lumber Jack song. I feel it best to mention, about half of these boys have worn wemons clothing to school before. Probbly more than half, come to think of it. Yet after our audition we received an unfairly stern talking to about how our sketch wasn't anywhere near appropriate for the school talent schow. The teacher took our skript and titled the entire lumberjack song INDECENT with a large red pen, then proceded to make our troop rewrite the abuser section or be forced to eliminate it from our sketch. Luckily we prevailed and managed to perform the entire, yet edited, Argument Clinic. But honestly, does anyone really take offense from a crowd fourteenyearold boys singing about transvestite lumberjacks. (needless to say we didn't denie an encour to those who asked, and could be found outside after and before each show singing ever sperm is sacred, i like chinese, and the lumberjack song)
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:08 pm
INJUSTICE!! How dare that vile teacher desecrate an act of python!? May the 60 ton weight drop upon her head followed by the giant foot
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:57 pm
I WOULD GO HUNT THAT PERSON DOWN AND...........
how could anyone say that!
may the teacher be blown to tiny bits by the holy hand grenade and attacked by the killer rabbit!
you should have said... Ni Ni Ni very loudly to him!(or her)
i would have loved to see your performance!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:54 am
You should have slapped the teacher with a giant fish.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:13 am
The Phantomette You should have slapped the teacher with a giant fish.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:28 pm
I_Eat_Spamalot The Phantomette You should have slapped the teacher with a giant fish.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:56 pm
For a school talent show, I did the ministry of silly walks. i was originally going to sing the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin but at the audition (to make sure nothing was inappropriate) I already showed them my act and while they were waiting for other people to show up (it was a Saturday) I got up on the stage and started doing the walks and they said that I should do that as an act. I actually wore a suit and a derby hat.BTW, good for you for singing outside the venue! it is very in the spirit of Python for doing that
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:59 am
moonzeppelin8 For a school talent show, I did the ministry of silly walks. i was originally going to sing the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin but at the audition (to make sure nothing was inappropriate) I already showed them my act and while they were waiting for other people to show up (it was a Saturday) I got up on the stage and started doing the walks and they said that I should do that as an act. I actually wore a suit and a derby hat.BTW, good for you for singing outside the venue! it is very in the spirit of Python for doing that niiice smile
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:02 am
ill do something python related at the next talent show.. any ideas on what i should do?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:24 am
I_Eat_Spamalot ill do something python related at the next talent show.. any ideas on what i should do? you should dress up as a viking and dance to the spam song )on Monty Python sings)
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:08 pm
moonzeppelin8 I_Eat_Spamalot ill do something python related at the next talent show.. any ideas on what i should do? you should dress up as a viking and dance to the spam song )on Monty Python sings) ya that would be fun
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:08 am
I would fight her with a banana!
and then proceed to beat her with a large dead bird.
Yes we are the Python Ghetto Gang!....yo lol. jk.
But seriously,it's not like rap today or anything it's just something funny to laugh at! *sigh* teachers take everything so seriously...tsk tsk.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:48 pm
Ha! you fool the schools rigged with giant mallets
A banana would never work 'pish'
what you need is a pommy grannet
have you be taught how to defend yourself against a pommy granets
whats that
no?
good for nothing teachers
whats that?
you want me to teach you
Well tough cookies jack
DEFENCE AGAINST FRUIT SHOULD BE ON THE SCHOOL CURRICILUM
** screw defence against point-ed sticks
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:14 pm
See at my school If I went to the Talent Show Audition and Sang the Lumberjack Song it would get passed through. This is mainly due to the fact that a large percentage of the school is either A) Gay/Bi or B) attends Rocky on a regular Basis.
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