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1) Always plan ahead, prep time makes all the differance
2) Money comes in handy... especially when you need new toys
3) Get a kid sidekick, but know that jokes will be made
4) Clowns are NOT funny
5) Don't fight a guy named Bane when you're tired and sick you'll only end up with a broken back
6) Always keep a glowing rock sealed in lead handy. There's no telling when a certain unwanted alien guest will show up.
7) Have a butler, give him a shot gun, and have one that knows how to use it.
cool Don't trust anyone.
9) Women are evil. Sure they may look attractive but they'll ether die or betray you.
10) Sidekicks grow up, go out, and become heros on their own. But always keep their number on speed dial. There's no telling when you may need to get a favor from them.
11) If your city gets destroyed enough the US government will turn it's back on the city.
12) Villians do elected as president
13) Know ways to beat your friends there's no telling when one may betray you.
14) Even a loner needs help sometimes.
15) Don't just put anyone in the line of fire or they'll wind up dead.
16) NEVER buy a comic written by Chuck Austin.. it'll just make you cry because of how poorly he portrays the characters.
17) If a popular hero dies.. don't worry he'll be brought back to life somehow.
1 cool No matter how many times you lock them up.. serious criminals always escape.

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A single strand of hair will always pefectly cover a woman's n****e and areola, no matter how large her breasts are, and no amount of movement or physical activity will make the hair move off the n****e.

All women will be equipt with the standard battle-thong, even if she is a civilian. If at any point there is a panty-shot, pants are torn off or a skirt is lost, every woman is always wearing a thong.
In comics, regular panties do not exist.

1. A photograph and a sharpie is all you need to discover the identity of a superhero.
2. There is no continuity that cannot be undone
3. A skipping rope makes an excellent outfit.
4. Comic books are the most addictive form of literature on the planet.
5. If Hollywood can ******** a character up, they will.
6. Wolverine's secondary mutation is omnipresence.
7. There are school children that could write better comics than certain "professionals".
8. Talent of any kind is never necessary to work in the comic industry and is sometimes discouraged.
9. Anatomy is obsolete.
10. Vertigo is a sanctuary from the madness of the mainstream DCU.
11. I can and will never have enough comics.
12. Many of the greatest people I have ever met have been a result of a shared interest in comic books.
13. Many of the dumbest people I have ever met have been a result of a shared interest in comic books.
14. Comic book conventions do indeed exist, but I have yet to see one for myself.
15. I would make a damn good super villain or a lousy superhero.
16. Having a lawsuit filed against you or filing a lawsuit against someone in the industry is a badge of honor.
17. Having a girlfriend murdered, dismembered, and put in your refrigerator is not so much a tragedy as something your friends can taunt and tease you about for decades.
18. Journalistic integrity is not necessary when you are an "ambassador to the comic book industry".

1) When you're skipping rope it's best to do so naked.

2) A Gamma radiation blood transfusion can do wonders to your complection, height and muscles.

3) Censor tape is a wonderful thing and can hide everything that shouldn't be seen.

4) That being plain and human isn't as much fun as big green and beautiful

5) Sunbathing topless on the roof of a building will always get you into a center fold.

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I've learned that, no matter what, no matter what the odds are stacked against you, or how gifted with you are, there is nothing more powerful, more beautiful than the power of the human spirit, and the will to continue to struggle for what you believe in.

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