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superwhatever Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:45 pm
well you ever heard of a funny song, and would like to tell ppl about it or post the lyrics post them here but keep it PG-13
I'll post some
song: did it all for the cookie
artist: limp biskit
oh ho haha ho ho haha ho ho ho
he came into this world as a muppet
look into these eyes, you'll see that they are googley
big bird in his nest and oscar in his can
ernie is a guy, that lives with another man
HEY
kermit's on the scene, you know it ain't easy bein' green but
I did it all for the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM
and you can take that cookie and stick it in my yum stick it in my yum
did it take so long why did we wait so long to give me cookie? hmmm?
me got me cookie in my fur
it is blue, make me purr
me so hungry
does elmo have me cookie?
does gordon have me cookie?
who has got me cookie?
me just a sucker, with chocolate chip in my throat
made a mistake, i should give them a break
my heart'll ache, eat a cookie
cuz I did it all for the cookie
MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM
and I can take that cookie and stick it in my yum
stick it in my yam stick it in my yum
BARHLGARRRHLAYHEAMP YHERARMP aRGhh..
Title: 50 Cent - In Da Tub (Bert & Ernie Remix) lyrics
Artist: 50 Cent
(ehehehehehehehe)
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Ernie,
it's your bathtime
we're gonna party 'cause
it's your bathtime
we gon' sip Bacardi 'cause
it's your bathtime
make sure to take your rubber duck cause it's your bathtime
You can find me in da tub
with my mister Bob
listen to this pretty sound
it comes from my rubber duck
I'm in to sitting down
I ain't used to standing up
so come, give me a hug
if you're in to getting scrubbed
As soon as I wake up
I dream about my tub
I like the water deep
so it covers up my butt
people heard I live with Bert
and they think we're in love
I swear I just live with him
I don't let him share my tub
but Ernie ain’t gonna change
I won’t stand up
And I will stay there in my tub
until I’m all cleaned up
if you watch how I move
you’ll mistake me for a puppet or chimp
gotta hand up my butt
but I don’t walk with a limp
In the club the lady’s saying
Love your striped shirt
They like me, I want them to love me like they love Bert
But on Sesamestreet the Muppets will tell you I’m loco
I’ve been around longer and I’m cuter than Elmo
Feelin’ focused, man
My ducky on my mind
Got my soap on a rope
And the dirty behind
Hot water’s on for a while
Then I add cold
I grab my rubber ducky and I’m ready to go
You can find me in da tub
with my mister Bob
listen to this pretty sound
it comes from my rubber duck
I'm in to sitting down
I ain't used to standing up
so come, give me a hug
if you're in to getting scrubbed
You can find me in da tub
with my mister Bob
listen to this pretty sound
it comes from my rubber duck
I'm in to sitting down
I ain't used to standing up
so come, give me a hug
if you like it in the tub
(hey Ernie, that’s fly)
A word of Bert
(hehehe you got the bling-bling, Ernie)
I'll share more soon
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:46 pm
~RESERVED FOR FUTURE SONG(S)~
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superwhatever Vice Captain
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superwhatever Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:47 pm
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:18 am
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBayyyyy
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:48 am
*I'm posting here as soon as I get the damn lyrics*
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:32 pm
JOHN CENA
you can see me and i must find the key to my house and i were a brouse
I love to make a terd like a knife and my life is gay all the way
the move stfu came from when i waaaas a litle boy the told me to shut the F up
when i said suuuuauauuaaapthe fact is that i Hate bat man i put him in a can he couldn't so shut the hell up and started to yell jim carrey's gay today u know wat a usually give people 2 fingers but your special you get 1(middle finger)
this song sucks
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:49 pm
My schools' barbershop quartet sang this at our Christmas Choir Dinner a few years ago. I still remember all the words.
To the tune of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'
The restroom door said 'gentlemen' so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,
By four nuns, two old ladies and a nurse, what could be worse?
By four nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said 'gentlemen' it must have been a gag,
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag,
She sprayed me with a can of mace and struck me with her bag!
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day; what can I say?
This just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said 'gentlemen' and I would like to find,
That crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign!
'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behiiiiiiiind!
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy, boy oh boy,
Now I can't sit with comfort, and Joooooooooooy!
Funny, huh?
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:35 pm
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superwhatever Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:44 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:07 am
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superwhatever Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:42 pm
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:58 am
Birbie such bit*h! She is just a witch!?
I really hate her why does Ken date her?!
Ken is such a man, I do all I can just to do him we just want to srew him!
Bribe is such a bit*h I am going to srach her eyes out!
I have dreams about Ken being inside my den, and we laugh, and we kiss like we're sweet hearts!
But, that barbie's a slut with her cute little butt I guess ken likes girls with boobs made of fake parts!
And, I cry every day because that bit*h is in mah way!
(ans the song just is repeated just in an anger, louder voice the name is the gay barbie song) Oh and p.s. I'm not gay!
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superwhatever Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:55 am
lol I remember that song from waay back!
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:52 am
superwhatever lol I remember that song from waay back! Oh I just heard it ^_^
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:00 pm
xXPsycho EmoXx superwhatever lol I remember that song from waay back! Oh I just heard it ^_^ yeah I remember it also but now It's not so funny after hearing it waay too many times
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