FAQ

1. What are the rules of this here guild?

First off to quote my profile “I would rather you be honest than politically correct”.

Secondly about the language in this guild I shall use the immortal words of Lewis Black “I realize I use the word '********' a lot, and I'd apologize for that, but I don't give a s**t.” Now this doesn’t mean you get a free pass to curse somebody out unless…they’re an a**-hat or a n00b in which case fire away!

Thirdly if you have porny pictures send them to MidoriNotori (preferably naked Asian lady stuff) not here.

Fourthly if you have a problem take it up with myself or my crew. Do not under any circumstances start a bitching contest thread in my guild for I will ban you and b***h at you so you can see how you like it.

Fifthly do not come into this guild with a post like “d00d lik this r the best guild1!1!1!1!1!” or “MaN i LOve zOMbIes” for after I die from an aneurysm due to the sheer stupidity of a post as such and rise from dead I shall haunt you! If you have spell check use it damnit!

Sixthly the “Random Rot” or general section was made for non-zombie topics not “oh noes meh life is horrible…blah blah blah.” That is what a journal is for you emo son of a b***h! and why the hell did you join the ZZR! Did you not know that Skindred_Leo possesses “Excalibur the Emo Eradicator” and she has been give sanction to smote all who dare bring their emo sissy pansy bullshit ways into the ZZR!

Finally If you do not abide by the rules stated above I will warn you three times and three times only. I will then proceed to ban you whereupon after you wait the two week ban timeout from this guild you can resubmit your request to join. Only this time you will have learned your lesson and abide by the rules.

In all seriousness this isn’t some “hardcore” place to let off your misanthropic rage again that’s why you have a journal. Anyway I along with others donated time and money to this guild and I don’t want some loudmouth illiterate jackass to ruin it for everyone.

The FAQ shall be updated when needed so if you have any intelligent questions PM me and I shall see to it that they are answered.

Thank you

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