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 Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:27 pm
There are quotes about all sorts of things. Happy quotes, sad quotes, funny quotes, quotes about love lost and love gained, quotes about life, quotes that share advice, quotes that make people sound stupid when they're supposed to be smart....there are quotes about everything.
Have a fave quote? Wanna share? Post it here.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:13 pm
"The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt."
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"After a while, you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises. And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead, with the grace- not the grief- of a child. And you learn to build all your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is to uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight..."
~~Veronica Shoffstall~~
"What do I have to do around here to get answers!? Wear a grass skirt and grab your brother to do the hula?"
---Malik Isthar
"Love is a rare gift that can be neither bought nor sold, not for gold coins, land, or even a crown. It must be given from the heart. If you find such a love, seize it, fight to the last breath to keep it, for life is not worth living without it."
~~Quinn Taylor Evans
"When angry count four; when very angry, swear."
- Mark Twain
"Beware the fury of a patient man."
- John Dryden
"The covers of this book are too far apart."
- Ambrose Bierce
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx
"Never judge a book by its movie."
- J.W. Eagan
"No one says a novel has to be one thing. It can be anything it wants to be, a vaudeville show, the six o'clock news, the mumblings of wild men saddled by demons."
- Ishmael Reed
"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it."
- Toni Morrison
"If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored."
- Fresco's Law
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
- Ambrose Bierce
"A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself."
- Lisa Kirk
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:17 pm
"Nobody's perfect, and I'm Nobody, so does that make me perfect?"
~Tis Anonymous
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report
"Man shoots neighbor with machete."
- Miami Herald, headline
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer
"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen."
- Marilyn Manson, Singer
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate."
- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas."
- Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
"Okay, everyone, now inhale... and then dehale!"
- Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I am forty-five."
- Mick Jagger, Pop Singer, before he turned 45
"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife."
- Mike Greenwell, Baseball player
"It's got lots of installation."
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, describing his new coat
"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss Universe contest, when asked if she would want to live forever.
"The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose."
- Muammar Qaddafi, Libyian President
"A 'No Parking' sign at a certain location means..."
- multiple choice question on NY State learner's permit test
"Except for his car, he's the only man on the track."
- Murray Walker, Sportcaster
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
- Murray Walker, Sportscaster
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:19 pm
"Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art.
~Leo Da Vinci~
"Its not how smart you are, it's how are you smart?"
~Dr. Howard Gardner~
"Never tell everything at once."
~Ken Venturi~
"You can look
up for inspiration
down in desperation
but not to the the side for information!!!"
~unknown~
"Don't walk behind me--
I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me--
I may not follow.
Just walk beside me
and be my friend."
~Albert Camus~
"Heaven didn't want me
hell was afraid that i would take over
and the doctors say I'm too crazy."
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"It Is Better to Have Loved And Lost, than To Have Never Loved At All..."-St. Augustine
"If You Were Dying And Needed A New Heart I Would Be There To Give You Mine, Because Without You I Would Not Need It..."
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"Don't worry about falling in love, because in most fairy tales they don't find each other till the last page..."
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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
-Abraham Crowley
"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
-Henry Ward Beecher
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
-La Rochefoucauld
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:24 pm
Lt. A.K. Waters: Here's the deal: it's been strongly suggested that we turn over Arthur and abandon these refugees out here in the bush. I'll tell you right now: I'm not gonna do that. Can't do that. Broke my own rule - started to give a ********. And brought you guys along with me. We're about to walk into some serious s**t. Before we do, I just like to hear what you guys have to say about it. That's all. Speak freely.
Kelly Lake: My opinion, Sir: we cut our losses. This isn't our ********' war. As far as me being in or out, you know the answer to that.
Danny 'Doc' Kelley: Let's get these people to safety. Let's finish the job.
Demetrius 'Silk' Owens: I can't leave 'em, Sir.
Jason 'Flea' Mabry: I'm good to go.
Lt. A.K. Waters: What 'bout you, Red?
James 'Red' Atkins: I can't look at 'em like packages anymore. I'm gonna get 'em out or I'm gonna die tryin'.
from the movie Tears of the Sun 2003
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:27 pm
"I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not"
~ Kurt Cobain
"If a fly didn't have wings, wouldn't it be called a 'walk'??"
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The following are all from Happy Bunny.
"Every cloud has a silver lining. For example, the smelliest farts can inflate the most beautiful balloons.
The world does not revolve around me. The whole stupid universe revolves around me.
I like dumb people. It's fun to watch them trip.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless of course they did unto you first, then you have to totally open a can of "unto" on them. "
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:32 pm
These are all unknown to me.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Who's cruel idea was it to put an "S" in lisp?!
You know it's time to go to sleep when the sheep you're counting start to hit the fence.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Isis Isis Ra Ra Ra
Sex on tv doesn't hurt...Unless you fall off.
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
"If knowledge is power and power is corrupt, then when your parents say go to school they're really saying 'study hard, be evil'"
*If you cross an angel with a demon you get a human.*
"True words may not always be pleasant, pleasant words may not always be true"
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:35 pm
~The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other b*****d die for his.
-George S. Patton
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party"
-Ron "Tater Salad" White
"When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies."
-Happy Bunny
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:40 pm
"I am a turtle hear me... Turtle"
~Created by D
"Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants!"
~Made by a group of people I went to school with.
"Never pet a burning dog"
~Blizzard, Warcraft
"Never spit into the wind"
~Unknow to me
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:00 am
"If you ever meet any sweet boys who wear leather collars and chains, with a smile that warms your heart, and soft voice... Be kind to them, they might be the most unique friend you'll ever have the privilege of meeting."
~Unknown to me
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:26 pm
Nexus-prince Haramad ~ Wolrd of Warcraft
If you've been sent to kill me, pleaes take a number and wait your turn.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:23 pm
Yes I know thats why it's good to talk to all NPC's in ALL games. Some have some hella funny quotes. Yes like in Final fantasy 1 theres a grave stone in the elven village that says and I quote. "Here lays Link" Link being the main hero from Legend of Zelda.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:40 pm
Really?! Ooh! Do you think it's in the PSP version of the game? *has it* I'd like to check it out... Then again, I'd need to buy a new PSP...
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