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So yesterday I was walking around downtown with my guy and he decided to go take a leak in the visitor's center at Pioneer Square. I was waiting by the street and some chick asked me where some place was and before I could really answer her this guy who wasn't there before told her where it was and then asked her for change and then started talking to me.

Guy: Hey, do I know you?
birdy: Uhh, I don't think so. Maybe?
Guy: Well, my name's Spoon. -shakes my hand-
birdy: I'm birdy. Hey, I think I've met you before.
Guy: Oh yeah? How?
birdy: I was hanging out waiting for Squirrel one day --
Guy: OHHH, Squirrely. So, wait, have we made out?
birdy: haha, I don't think so.
Guy: Are we gonna?

This guy was smooth and didn't even ask me for change when I said no.

What's your best line when you hit on people? What's the best line that's ever been used on you?

Hey baby help me turn my Ekans into an Arbok[POKEMON LAWLZ]

Hey, The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word.

YO ***** I'M GONNA RAPE YOU b***h!