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Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:02 pm


PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:19 pm


Quote:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

I dunno. I liked this part of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

You can't prove God.

Lykus


Ilikepie4
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:16 am


Are they bringing banannas as thier proof?
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:16 pm


Rotifers AWAAAAYYYYY!!!

Theophrastus
Crew


Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:08 pm


Christians disproving evolution. First it was a banana, then it was peanut butter. If the next thing they use is bread, we can make ourselves a good ol' peanut butter, banana and blasphemy sandwich!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:01 pm


Super Ivan Drago
Christians disproving evolution. First it was a banana, then it was peanut butter. If the next thing they use is bread, we can make ourselves a good ol' peanut butter, banana and blasphemy sandwich!

Don't forget 9/11. It disproves it because it was fast change and evolution is slow change.

Because terrorism = biology MIRITE????????

Lykus


Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:06 pm


Lykus
Super Ivan Drago
Christians disproving evolution. First it was a banana, then it was peanut butter. If the next thing they use is bread, we can make ourselves a good ol' peanut butter, banana and blasphemy sandwich!

Don't forget 9/11. It disproves it because it was fast change and evolution is slow change.

Because terrorism = biology MIRITE????????


10 gold says that what you just posted will become a leading conspiracy theory within this year. lol
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:33 pm


Just in case nobody saw this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo .

Theophrastus
Crew


Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:43 pm


Theophrastus
Just in case nobody saw this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo .


Yes. That video is classic. If anyone has not watched it yet, they are missing out.

Ray Comfort: Former Atheist, current idiot. Not an idiot because he is a Christian, but an idiot because he has no grasp of the word "domestication."

EDIT:

Wikipedia
"On the atheist web podcast The Hellbound Alleee Show, Comfort admitted that "the banana thing's kind of tongue in cheek; no-one should really take it too seriously" and conceded the argument to his atheist interviewers after they pointed out that the modern-day banana is a product of selective breeding. [12]"


Yeah... So if I state something as if it is completely factual to an audience that comes to me for truth, then it is proven wrong within days, I can say it's "tongue and cheek," and I will be off the hook? NO. That's intellectually dishonest.

I hope Ray Comfort is right about God, because if he is, he's going to hell.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:28 am


You mean it's wrong to trick people, go back on your word and play it off as a "cute lil jokeypoo" when you're caught?

Well, ******** me!

Theophrastus
Crew


Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:19 am


Theophrastus
You mean it's wrong to trick people, go back on your word and play it off as a "cute lil jokeypoo" when you're caught?

Well, ******** me!


What aggravates me the most about this is not the fact that he is intellectually dishonest, but the fact that Atheists are not going after him on his blatant intellectual dishonesty. While the "Banana Video" was hilarious, he has since made it quite clear that he knew before hand that his entire argument was B.S.. Yet he presented it as fact anyway. The segment wasn't called "The Atheist's Worst Nightmare... Just Kidding." When you have people like Pat Robertson on T.V., he at least has the smarts to completely defend his own ignorance so people don't call him on his lies. He makes it seem like he himself believes what he says (which I don't buy.) But what Ray Comfort has done is basically admit to knowingly lie to his audience.

Ray Comfort likes to go out of his way to debate Atheists (even though the goalposts for his positions exist on a different plain of existence, and are thus undebatable.) Hopefully people start using his own words against him in said debates.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:50 pm


I have bad news for Ray Comfort...

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Bananas have evolved.

Super Ivan Drago
Vice Captain


Lykus

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:35 pm


Theophrastus
Well, ******** me!

Oh, you randy little thing. We just met!


I like how he acknowledges selective breeding, despite the fact that it is only possible thanks to evolution. You know, natural/artificial selection, and all.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:58 pm


Lykus


I like how he acknowledges selective breeding, despite the fact that it is only possible thanks to evolution. You know, natural/artificial selection, and all.


Uh, things only change based on how much we pray form them to. A few generations of prayer and any bannana will get bigger!

rolleyes

Ilikepie4
Captain


Theophrastus
Crew

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:50 pm


*begins praying for his p***s furiously*
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