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 Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:57 am
Hah. I never hide. If I was hiding here, I wouldn't have posted a thread. So HAH. Not hiding. But yeah. *flaming cakes and Easter werewolves*
I know what you're thinking... Oh my God, this is my chance to talk to the fattest ninja in the world! I'm so excited! I'm going to have an intelligent conversation with this person and won't get confused at his crazy person logic! Sorry to disappoint. I even confuse myself.
TEH NINJA IS IN OUT
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:01 am
(holds out toward you a tray of questionable foods, some of which are slowly crawling accros the tray)
Good morning, sir! H'orderve???
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:05 am
You ruined my dream to be a Pokémon master... And now you offer me tasty snacks on a platter... Well sir, I don't much care for that kind of rudeness. However, seeing as how I enjoy bubbles, I will let it slide. *places flaming cake on tray*
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:09 am
thefattestninja You ruined my dream to be a Pokémon master... And now you offer me tasty snacks on a platter... Well sir, I don't much care for that kind of rudeness. However, seeing as how I enjoy bubbles, I will let it slide. *places flaming cake on tray*
(watches flaming cake on tray with interest, and is facinated by the amazing speed the escargot move to get away from the flames)
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:13 am
Oro? Oro is gold in Spanish... Spanish is a language, as is Korean. If you take the "e" and "a" out of "Korean", you get the name of a band that I don't listen to. Another type of band is the rubber band, and those can be flung across the room and inflict pain on people. *gasp* YOU WANT TO HURT ME OH MY GOD!
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:17 am
Hmmm, rubber bands. You are correct... they can be fun...
(sets still flaming tray on nearest table, pulls out a large box of rubber bands and begins to fling them in all directions while laughing like a crazed loon)
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:18 am
*screams like a fat ninja* You're mean! *cries in corner* crying crying crying crying
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:32 am
Awww... I sorry (hangs head)
(hands you a hankie with little bubbles all over it) Here now, don't cry... twas all in fun (smiles innocently).
Come... let's go and find the bar and have a drink!
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:34 am
THIS MAN MAKES NINJAS CRY! *points to Totally Not Gay*
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:37 am
(runs around behind you when you are not looking and makes fish faces at you... not hard to do as he is part fish... and smiles innocently when you do look back)
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:39 am
SCARY CREEPY MAN! crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying *hides in Easter basket*
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:43 am
Ooooh lookie lookie... an Easter basket! (claps hands and makes childish face of glee)
Oooooooo... (pokes at thefattestninja hiding inside) Is this a bunny inside? Do I eat the ears first or the tail?
Are you sure you wouldn't want a nice big cup of punch instead (grins down into basket)
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:44 am
*sniffle* This man makes ninjas cry... NINJA SMOKE BOMB! *smoke covers immediate area and thefattestninja is gone when smoke clears*
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:48 am
AAAAAAH MY EYES!!! IT BUUUUUUURNS!!!! burning_eyes burning_eyes
(runs in confusion around the now smoky filled room, bangs into the walls, knocks over the still aflame cake and accidentally sets the drapes on fire - then passes out from head injuries from banging on the walls)
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:54 am
*walks in with cheesy snack* That's what mean people get.
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