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 Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:53 pm
everyone here hopefully knows how king kai can't tell a joke to save his life,right?
well,submit your jokes here for a prize!
the prize?
a promotion in the guild!
Also, Double-posting is allowed!
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:59 pm
Oh, man. This will be too easy! First one is Naruto-related: 1. Yo momma is so fat, even Naruto doesn't Believe It!2. 1st man: Last night, I heard a weird noise around 2 am. I looked out my window, and saw that someone was trying to steal my front gate! 2nd man: They were trying to steal your front gate?! Did you tell them to stop? 1st man: No, I didn't tell them to stop. I didn't want them to take offence! (a fence) 3. 1st man: I went to a pretty strange wedding recently. It was a marriage between two radio antennas. 2nd man: Really? How was it? 1st man: Well, the wedding itself was terrible, but the reception was great! 4. Q: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer! 5. 1st man: Did you hear about that guy that had the entire left half of his body surgically removed? 2nd man: No, I haven't! Is he ok?! 1st man: Well, the recovery was a little long, but he's alright now! (all right) p.s. I'm called the Master of Bad Jokes and Puns by everyone that has ever heard one of them! I also have a joke that, when spoken, takes about ten minutes to tell. If you want me to type it up here, just tell me, but be forewarned, it's terrible! Also, for the worst joke in the world, go to: http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/overflow/worlds_worst_joke_01.html. There are two lead-up jokes that are pretty bad.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:27 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:54 pm
nkbzodiac AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream I warned you about its terrible-ness. rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:31 am
I've got one not really good but "your mama so black i shot her with a bullet and the bullet came back with a flashlight saying i can't find her" and if you thinks it's kinda racist it's not because i'm black myself but..well you know what i mean
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:36 pm
Goku (Kakarot) I've got one not really good but "your mama so black i shot her with a bullet and the bullet came back with a flashlight saying i can't find her" and if you thinks it's kinda racist it's not because i'm black myself but..well you know what i mean That one seemed a little...mean. Not necessarily racist, but just mean. I'm guessing you think that, since you're a member of what the joke is making fun of, you can say it, but no one else. I'm the same way about Jewish people jokes, because I'm Jewish. Here's another one: Yo momma is so fat, when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:29 pm
how about.."yo momma is so fat, when she steps into walmart she lowers the prices!"
lol...i came up w/ that one a year ago.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:21 pm
SA13 how about.."yo momma is so fat, when she steps into walmart she lowers the prices!" lol...i came up w/ that one a year ago. How about: Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired by the M&M's company for throwing away all the w's!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:36 pm
LMAO! those were actually funny (the yo mama ones) 
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:01 pm
Mezzo_Forte LMAO! those were actually funny (the yo mama ones) Thanks! Do you have any?
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:26 pm
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:15 pm
*speaks in really deep and scary Darth Vader voice* Then find some!!!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:41 pm
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:50 pm
bardock75 Oh, man. This will be too easy! First one is Naruto-related: 1. Yo momma is so fat, even Naruto doesn't Believe It!2. 1st man: Last night, I heard a weird noise around 2 am. I looked out my window, and saw that someone was trying to steal my front gate! 2nd man: They were trying to steal your front gate?! Did you tell them to stop? 1st man: No, I didn't tell them to stop. I didn't want them to take offence! (a fence) 3. 1st man: I went to a pretty strange wedding recently. It was a marriage between two radio antennas. 2nd man: Really? How was it? 1st man: Well, the wedding itself was terrible, but the reception was great! 4. Q: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer! 5. 1st man: Did you hear about that guy that had the entire left half of his body surgically removed? 2nd man: No, I haven't! Is he ok?! 1st man: Well, the recovery was a little long, but he's alright now! (all right) p.s. I'm called the Master of Bad Jokes and Puns by everyone that has ever heard one of them! I also have a joke that, when spoken, takes about ten minutes to tell. If you want me to type it up here, just tell me, but be forewarned, it's terrible! Also, for the worst joke in the world, go to: http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/overflow/worlds_worst_joke_01.html. There are two lead-up jokes that are pretty bad. *laughs very loudly at jokes* Since when were those jokes bad?! They're funnier than what I can think of. I guess I'm just crazy, then.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 11:11 am
evlkyubigrl bardock75 Oh, man. This will be too easy! First one is Naruto-related: 1. Yo momma is so fat, even Naruto doesn't Believe It!2. 1st man: Last night, I heard a weird noise around 2 am. I looked out my window, and saw that someone was trying to steal my front gate! 2nd man: They were trying to steal your front gate?! Did you tell them to stop? 1st man: No, I didn't tell them to stop. I didn't want them to take offence! (a fence) 3. 1st man: I went to a pretty strange wedding recently. It was a marriage between two radio antennas. 2nd man: Really? How was it? 1st man: Well, the wedding itself was terrible, but the reception was great! 4. Q: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer! 5. 1st man: Did you hear about that guy that had the entire left half of his body surgically removed? 2nd man: No, I haven't! Is he ok?! 1st man: Well, the recovery was a little long, but he's alright now! (all right) p.s. I'm called the Master of Bad Jokes and Puns by everyone that has ever heard one of them! I also have a joke that, when spoken, takes about ten minutes to tell. If you want me to type it up here, just tell me, but be forewarned, it's terrible! Also, for the worst joke in the world, go to: http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/overflow/worlds_worst_joke_01.html. There are two lead-up jokes that are pretty bad. *laughs very loudly at jokes* Since when were those jokes bad?! They're funnier than what I can think of. I guess I'm just crazy, then.
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