
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS!
Ahhh, I see you've made it past our clever security system by discovering this secret message. Have you ever thought about joining our ranks as an agent? I think you would be good.
Feel free to poke around Section 13, but be careful, there are many dangerous expirements around the laboratory that neededn't be tampored with.
Seriously, you could lose an arm or something.
Oh, and we don't want a bunch of unworthy yahoos messing around with our expirements, so please don't tell anyone about this secret message.... and we're serious about the eye-exam. Its for your safety, and ours. We don't want any dangerous alien chemicals in your eyes. *wink wink nudge nudge* So stop by the eye examination room before you go.... seriously.
Section 13 is not responsible for loss of limbs, bite wounds, poising, explosions, decapitations, genetic changes, dissection, gain of tails, vivisection, claw wounds, anything Justice does to you, lose of pet, horn/antler wounds, blindness, memory loss, disorientation, loss of consciousness, deafness, you turning into a zombie, gain of limbs, insanity, or death that might occur during time spent here.
Have a nice day.
Sorry, but only specialized G.I.B. personel with atleast a level green pass are allowed on this level. Please return to the Masquerade.
Oh, and before you go, would you please step in here for a special eye exam? Thank you.
