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 Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:21 pm
Family member taken hostage? Friend mysteriously disappear? Aliens looking to abduct you? Evil genius holding the world for ransom? Do you need a hero?
Than look know further than the Heroes for Hire. My friend Mr. Luke Cage and I are ready for any challenge, no matter how big. Just call 1-800-SWT-XMAS.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:22 pm
::Walking to the hospital, Piper notices the sign outside and walks in::
Hello, is anyone here? Money is no object-I have rich parents....
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:26 pm
*Secretary looks up from her desk*
"Hello. Please state your name and problem."
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:28 pm
My name's the Pied Piper, and I'd like to discuss retaliation towards a bully who fried my friends.
::Sets down the sack of microwaved rats on the secretaries desk::
See?
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:32 pm
*Secretary tries to hold in her surprise/disgust*
And what is the nature of this.... bullying?
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:35 pm
I was just minding my own business at the local bar establishment, and brought in my friends. They were supposed to be tonight's entertainment, as I've trained them to act out several scenes from the popular musical 'Showboat.'
Completely minding my own business, I suddenly hear this large, bulging silver man talk about 'enjoying a barbeque.' Next thing I know, all of my little friends are Kentucky Fried.
I don't want to say that this is a hate crime, but I am known as an activist for Gay Rights and the person in question here is a right-wing military man.
And, look at them! Why would anyone want to harm them?
::holds up a rat for the secretary to see::
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:47 pm
"May I ask how your friends became... 'Kentucky Fried?'"
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:51 pm
Near as I can tell, the guy can control radiation. Does the name Captain Atom ring a bell?
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:03 pm
"Well, I'll tell the boys but I'm not sure if we'll be able to take this case Mr. Piper."
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:04 pm
And here on the door it says no challenge is too big. So much for truth in advertising... neutral
::picks up the bag of poor, microwaved rats::
Well, I guess I'll just have to stand up to him on my own, then. Me and my flute...
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:04 pm
Dude...you've got no chance against us little man.
Gotham Knights! Ride!
{Just some friendly banter of course...}
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:29 pm
Meanwhile Cage was: *kicking back in a hammock catching some Z's*
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:46 pm
Mr. Thawne is greeted by Danny Rand.
"Hello, sir, how may we help you?"
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:49 pm
Daniel_Rand-Kai Mr. Thawne is greeted by Danny Rand. "Hello, sir, how may we help you?"
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