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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:15 pm
A hamburger walks into the bar, the bartender say's "Sorry we dont serve food here"
lol lame but kinda funny! Heres another one
A horse walks into the bar and the bartender ask's "Why the long face?"
lol lame also but still kinda funny!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:18 pm
LOL They are lame, but cute. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:21 pm
Bleu_Fyre LOL They are lame, but cute. 3nodding thanks lol i thought so myself but just thought i'd post them.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:08 am
Yeah. Lame. But still funny.
I'm lame for liking things like this.....
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:38 pm
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
lol XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:39 pm
A little string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve string in here."
So the string leaves and come back the next day, same thing, "We don't serve string here."
This goes on for 3 days and finally the little string goes home, ties himself and frays out his end. The next day he goes back to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the little string that's been coming in here?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Lorenzo Del Fuego Vice Captain
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Lorenzo Del Fuego Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:42 pm
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any crackers?" the bartender says, "No."
The next day the same duck walks into the bar and says, "Got any crackers?" and again the bartender says, "No."
The next day the duck goes into the bar again and again he asks, "got any crackers?" and the bartender says, "I've told you 3 times now we don't have crackers here. If you ask again I'm going to nail your bill to the bar."
So the next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" and the bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Got a hammer?" and the bartender says, "No." So the duck says, "Ya got any crackers?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:33 pm
Lorenzo Del Fuego A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any crackers?" the bartender says, "No." The next day the same duck walks into the bar and says, "Got any crackers?" and again the bartender says, "No." The next day the duck goes into the bar again and again he asks, "got any crackers?" and the bartender says, "I've told you 3 times now we don't have crackers here. If you ask again I'm going to nail your bill to the bar." So the next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" and the bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Got a hammer?" and the bartender says, "No." So the duck says, "Ya got any crackers?" This is my favorite! heart I'll tell this to my friends! if I remember sweatdrop
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Lorenzo Del Fuego Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:23 pm
Panda walks into a bar, orders some lunch, eats it, then pulls out a gun and starts shooting everything in sight. Gun runs out of bullets and the panda stands up to leave. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why'd ya just shoot up my bar like that?" The panda says, "I'm a panda, look it up."
So the bartender gets out his encyclopedia and looks it up, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:42 pm
These are great ^_^ Though I've heard them all before...
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Lorenzo Del Fuego Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:50 pm
An Atheist walks into a bar.
God kills him.
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