"Kielbasa"
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheese is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now ********' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-a** bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you ******** say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You ********, ho, you ******** know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you ********, ******** yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

JB - jack's guitar
KG - kyle's guitar
(although they appear one after another,
they should be played at the same time of course)


intro -

KG
--------------------1----0-----------------
--------------------1----1-----------------
------3^-0-3^-0-----2/0--0-----------------
------0--0-0--0-----3----0/3-0 0/3/0-------
-------------------------3-----------------
-3-3---------------------------------------

--------------------1----0-----------------
--------------------1----1-----------------
------3^-0-3^-0-----2/0--0-----------------
------0--0-0--0-----3----0/3---------------
-------------------------3-----------------
-3-3---------------------------------------

then the kyle guitar repeats that ^
while the jack guitar enters with the note playing

JB
-------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------
------3^-0-3^-0------0/2-0-----------------
------0--0-0--0------------3-2-0/2/0---0---
-------------------------------------3-----
-3-3---------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------
------------------0/2-0--------------------
------------------------3--0/2-------------
---2-2/3-0-2-------------------------------
-3-----------3-0---------------------------

the guitars' role in the verse doesn't change
just keep playing this exact thing until jack says
"now get it on"

then right after that, it goes -

JB
-3-3-3-3-3----1------0----------------------
-0-0-0-0-0----1------1----------------------
-0-0-0-0-0----0/2/0--0----------------------
-0-0-0-0-0----3------0/2--0-0/2------------- X2
-2-2-2-2-2-----------3----------------------
-3-3-3-3-3----------------------------------

KG
-6-6-6--6-6---5-3----------------------------
-8-8-8--8-8-------6-5------------------------
----------------------5-5-3-0----------------
---------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------

---------------------------------------------
-------5----------5-5^-5-3-------------------
-----3--------3-5----------------------------
-3-5------3-5--------------------------------
---------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------

(to those of you who are lost, now comes the "i see you walking")

now since it's a second verse, so u just play the same s**t
you play on the first riff - scroll up and check...

now comes the part with the "now i've been set lose ah"
so you go -

-1-1---0---0---
-1-1---1---1---
-2-0---0---0---
-3-3-3-0/2-2--- X3
-------3---3---
---------------

NOW ******** GET IT ON !

JB
-3-3-3-3-3----1------0----------------------
-0-0-0-0-0----1------1----------------------
-0-0-0-0-0----0/2/0--0----------------------
-0-0-0-0-0----3------0/2--0-0/2------------- X2
-2-2-2-2-2-----------3----------------------
-3-3-3-3-3----------------------------------

and if ur doing kyles guitar, just add a random solo on this riff up here

then JB goes soprano style "get it on.."

and then all u do is simply (with palm mutting)

---------------------------------------
---------------------------------------
---------------------------------------
---------------0-3-3-3-2-2-2/3/2-0----- X as many times as needed
-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------
-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------------------------

when he goes to - "all the ladies in the house say yay"
play the same thing just rock it harder

it's tenacious d time -<******** YEAH

-3--3--3-3-3--0-0--0---0--0--0-0-0---1-1--1--1---
-0--0--0-0-0--1-1--1---0--0--0-0-0---1-1--1--1---
-0--0--0-0-0--0-0--0---1--1--1-1-1---2-2--2--2---
-0--0--0-0-0--2-2--2-0-2--2--2-2-2---3-3--3--3--- X as many times as needed
-2--2--2-2-2--3-3--3-0-2--2--2-2-2---3-3--3--3---
-3--3--3-3-3--3-3--3---0--0--0-0-0---1-1--1--1---

then just go -

-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----
-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----
-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----

and now, put your index finger on the metal thing
that seperates frets 5 and 6, but DONT PRESS,
just SLIGHTLY touch the strings listed below
SLIGHTLY TOUCH, DONT PRESS because u wanna get the same sound kyle gets -

(x will represent the metal that seperates frets 5 and 6)

------
--x---
--x---
--x---
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