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Omnileech

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:16 pm


So have you ever played a game that was both terrible and epic?

I was showing Sarusama some arcade games I have on an emulator when I remembered to show her the game cadillacs and dinosaurs



which is set in the future and there are cadillacs and dinosaurs in it. The game makes absolutely no sense but it's still an awesome game that she'd love to play in the arcade if they ever had such an obscure title.

Story is as follows.

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The story for Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is a weird one. It starts with Earth being heavily polluted and suffering from a series of huge natural disasters which have destroyed cities and killed millions. In order to survive, humans across the world build underground cities and soon enough, everyone is living underground.

600 years pass since humans first built their underground cities, and it is decided that people should return to the surface and see what is out there. They do so, only to find... dinosaurs! These thought to be extinct species were back, along with other monsters, and were freely roaming the Earth. This doesn't put off some humans though, who soon start to return to the surface.

The dinosaurs seem to be quite a bit nicer than before though (judging from this sentence in the intro) and humans seem to be able to get along with them pretty well. But there is a group of humans known as the "Black Marketeers" who hunt out and kill the dinosaurs in order to make money. The dinosaurs are getting angry and have started to attack anything they see. What's causing this?

So in step Jack Tenrec, Hannah Dundee, Mustapha Cairo and Mess O'Bradovich, ready to take on the Black marketers and destroy the gang and their mysterious leader, Fessenden.


http://tenchionline.com/ragey/CadillacsDinosaursRawr/main.html

Any game with the quote "I'm a bad mamba jamma!" is made of win.

The X-men beatem up arcade game was another example because of the engrish and horrible voice acting from Magneto. And falling off the cliff is hilarious.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:24 pm


That game kicks a**! It doesn't make sense, in the same way that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doesn't make sense. Just enjoy the ride, and don't ask why. (TMNT had a great couple arcade games too!)

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Wendigo

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:26 pm


PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:32 pm


You dont have a copy of Cadillacs and Dinosaurs ?
Cartoon nostalgia ! Its like saying you don'nt have a copy of MSOG {mysterious cites of gold}.

As far as games go : DIZZY
Any person who could be addicted to playing an Egg is not right in the head. Seriously. And I knew quite a few who where at the time. I mean come on 10 sequels and all rubbish !

1. Dizzy - The Ultimate Cartoon Adventure
2. Fast Food Dizzy.
3. Fantasy World Dizzy
4. Magic Land Dizzy
5. Dizzy Panic ~ a KLAX rip off
6. Dizzy Prince of the Yolkfolk
7. Bubble Dizzy
8. Spellbound Dizzy
9. Dizzy Down the Rapids
10. Fantastic Dizzy
11. Crystal Kingdom Dizzy
12. The "Excellent" Dizzy Collection

Then than thank goodness {or badness if your that way inclined } the company went under .


>Sol
(The 1989 TNMT game was the WORST)

nuvoSol


MalorieJ

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:53 pm


akaSol
You dont have a copy of Cadillacs and Dinosaurs ?
Cartoon nostalgia ! Its like saying you don'nt have a copy of MSOG {mysterious cites of gold}.

As far as games go : DIZZY
Any person who could be addicted to playing an Egg is not right in the head. Seriously. And I knew quite a few who where at the time. I mean come on 10 sequels and all rubbish !

1. Dizzy - The Ultimate Cartoon Adventure
2. Fast Food Dizzy.
3. Fantasy World Dizzy
4. Magic Land Dizzy
5. Dizzy Panic ~ a KLAX rip off
6. Dizzy Prince of the Yolkfolk
7. Bubble Dizzy
8. Spellbound Dizzy
9. Dizzy Down the Rapids
10. Fantastic Dizzy
11. Crystal Kingdom Dizzy
12. The "Excellent" Dizzy Collection

Then than thank goodness {or badness if your that way inclined } the company went under .


>Sol
(The 1989 TNMT game was the WORST)



Oh, the Dizzy games weren't so bad! I played a few of them! ^_^

The music on them was awesome considering how old the systems were... and I have lots of memories of places in them too! Like one had a well, where when you fell down it, you ended up in an upside down land... and another had ghosts over a lake, and you needed a pacman power pill to get past them whee
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:48 am


Also, Altered Beast.

"Rise from the dead and rescue my daughter!"

And then you punch dead guys until you're 1. bursting with muscle and 2. a werewolf. Then you fight a thing that throws its head(s) at you.

And that's just the first level.

Wendigo

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:01 pm


Dizzy was a wild obscure game. Wasn't it made on those non-official cartridges? Nintendo hated those things. smile

A couple good bad games that come to mind would be Mace Griffin and Dr. Muto, both for the PS2. I liked Mace Griffin, and have yet to beat it, due to a nasty space shooting section I can't beat yet. Dr. Muto wasn't as good, but it's got a somewhat unique style to it.
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:55 am


Wendigo
Also, Altered Beast.

"Rise from the dead and rescue my daughter!"

And then you punch dead guys until you're 1. bursting with muscle and 2. a werewolf. Then you fight a thing that throws its head(s) at you.

And that's just the first level.



WISE FWOM DA GWAVE

I'm watching a speed run of it now on youtube.... What the s**t, Japan, what the s**t.

SaruSama


Omnileech

Omnipresent Warlord

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:15 am


OK, I downloaded that game.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:39 pm


Felix the Cat. I loved that game when I was a kid. It's.... not a good game though. XD I soiled my childhood memories.

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