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 Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:54 pm
Here is the place to post your favorite quotes from television shows. Have fun and keep them clean. biggrin Please use the "Quote." ~ Character(if you know/ is applicable), TV Show 
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:57 pm
"If I had a hole in my neck, I'd put pennies in it!" ~ Chris, Family Guy
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:01 pm
"Fire bad. Tree Pretty." ~ Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:34 pm
"Glad you're back, Spacemonkey." ~Jack (to Daniel), Stargate SG-1
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:42 pm
Daniel: "This tastes like chicken." Carter: "So what's wrong with it?" Daniel: "It's macaroni and cheese." ~ Stargate SG-1
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:53 pm
Daniel: "What happened?" Jack: "Well, you actually won a fight, Danny Boy." Daniel: "I don't particularly remember getting the upper hand." Sam: "Neither do I but you must have." Daniel: "P2A 509." Jack: "Little brain damage along the way?" Daniel: "No, uh, SG-3 was scheduled to go on a mission to P2A 509. General Hammond said so in our last planning briefing. We rendezvous with SG-3 and we use their remote transmitters to get home." Jack: "And this just...came to you?" Daniel: "No, this came to me while I was suffocating." ~Stargate SG-1
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:53 pm
"Peter: "There's a message in my alpha-bits. It says Ooooo." Brian: "Peter, those are cheerios."" ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:06 pm
"Security Guard: Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back. Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams. Guard: Lift up your shirt, son. Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso. Chris: Thanks." ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:13 pm
"Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep staring) Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs) Peter: Who was that guy?" ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:21 pm
"Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad. Meg: We have the same dad idiot! Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter! " ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:27 pm
"Chris: Dad, you should invent the frisbee, that''s an awesome toy. Meg: Chris, the frisbee is already invented. Chris: Then how come I never heard of it?" ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:43 am
"Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night. Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family. Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh cr*p...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"? Brian: They had a meeting about it last night. Peter: Why wasn't I told? Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid. " ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:09 am
"Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls (phone rings in house) Lois: Hello? Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office. Peter: The called ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you. Peter: Can you see me now? Lois: No. Peter: Now I am at the office. " ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:55 am
Chris: "Hey dad, look. I put honey on my back, and now the ants are carrying me home. [laughing] Peter: Aw, that's nothing. He does the same thing at home, but with Velveeta and cockroaches. And if ya turn on the lights really fast, they'll slam him right into the fridge." ~ Family Guy
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:57 am
"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
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