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just love writing funny poems for children. One of my biggest inspirations is Spike Milligan. xD

Anyway, here's some of my poems. Some of them are completely random and I swear I was hallucination when I wrote them or something. O_O But...Enjoy~!

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A dragon and a Phoenix got up one day
And found a game for them to play.
Death came up on a motorbike,
Almost crashed and hit a pike.
I did a tap dance on a shack,
Slipped and fell and broke my back.


A penguin staring at a wall
Sitting like a lemon.
Pining for a game of ball
With its best friend, Gennon.


Under the hedge
Over the top
Up to the fence
The rabbit did hop.
Onto the road
Avoiding a toad
It got squished by a passing car.


A mockingbird
Is a wonderful thing.
It may not talk
But it sure can sing.
Without its voice
It would have no choice
But to attack and devour people.


There's a hole in the sole of my sock.
Its presence is not there to mock.
For without this hole
Surrounding my sole
My foot would look like a block.


I am Mr Random
Random is my name
One day I'll quit with poetry
And start my road of fame.


I thought I saw
Beside a tree
An enormous hole
That startled me.
This hole I saw
Was on the floor.
I felt quite scared
And grabbed a stick.
Its darkness was quite thick;
I gave my torch a flick,
When up came an almighty roar,
"Is anyone there?"
Said the floor.
I gave a jump
My head went bump
And down I went
Into the giant vent.
Falling.
Falling.
Splat.

The frog looked left.
The frog looked right.
He saw a cat.
It gave him a fright.
Hopping away,
He lived to see
Another day.


One sunny day,
Not far away,
I ate a pie
And saw a mango
In the sky.
The mango floated up to me
And asked if I
Would come to tea.
"Of course!" I said to he,
"That sounds simply great to me!"
We set off
To a dazzling place
In which the mango
Grew a face.
The face was funny
(Looked like a bunny)
But all the same,
It wasn't to blame.
"We're here!"
Said the mango.
I didn't reply
Beacause I saw
A giant fly.
"Do you eat pie?" I asked the fly.
It buzzed and fluzzed
and gave a sigh,
"To eat pie
Is a wonderful feat
But now I have no streangth to eat."
The mango quickly beckoned me,
"Come, come," it said,
"And have some tea."
The tea was a delicious tang
Of leaf and heath and mirangue.
There was no finer tea ever made.
It left a tase that would never fade.
"Goodbye!" cried mango,
"And come back soon!
Make sure you come
At the next full moon!"
I nodded and bowed,
Danced round and round.
Soon I was gone
Left once more
To eat pie.


There's a little fish
In the deep blue sea
He likes to swim
And he plays with me.
His name is Fred
And his colour's red.
His favourite place
Is his coral bed.


Rushing and roaring,
Splashing and soaring
We frantically ride the waves
Thunder and lightening,
Its getting quite frightening,
We're slowly sent to our graves.

It sounds like you sometimes get off your pentameter but these are sadistically cute.
I'm going to start reading my nephew the one about the rabbit.

I love them!

Thanks guys. xD