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 Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:45 pm
Hey yo! This is my RP Journal of Caffine-man and Fredrick Carlson! (Pictured Below)  This is not a section of the RP, the story will start next post! Fredrick's Likes: Caffine-man Death Scenes Thinking Evil Thoughts Burninating Sitting The Beach Lava Fredrick's Dislikes: Caffine-man Catch Dark Fredrick's Friends: Caffine-man (Unfortunatly)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:52 pm
[In the world of Dracunculus, Caffine-man Decides to go for a stroll]
"FA LA LALALALLAALALLALALA! FAAAAA!", he sings while skipping across the meadow.
"Fa la la la laaaa....", he continues, "UMPH!"
"What did I just trip over?", Caffine asks.
He looks down to find nothing more than a mere egg, red in color, round in shape, laying at his feet.
"I'MA NAME YOU FREDRICK!", he yells loudly.
"Shut up!"
"Hey could you be quiet?"
"I'm trying to raise some babies over here!"
"Babies?" Caffine wonders...
"BUT IT ISN'T BABY SEASON UNTIL SPRING", Caffine announces unknowing it was spring.
"YOU IDIOT!", the woman yells back.
"Welp, Fredrick, what do you want to do?", Caffine asks the inanimate object.
Caffine sits... and stares... at the egg wondering if it will answer, how it will, or even what the thing is.
A few days later of sitting there snacking on dirt waiting for the egg to speak, Caffine grows impatient.
"I'm going to go play catch Fredrick!" , he announces loudly... again.
"AND YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY TOOOOOOO!"
"Is it that kid again?"
"I thought he died in the field!"
"Guess not"
"Would you be QUIET! My babies are RIPE!"
Caffine thinks of the succulent babies and the wonderful tastes of baby pie when he walks off to go play catch with who knows what, and an egg.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:49 pm
[Now we turn,
To a story unfolded,
Right into an egg,
With a dragon not very much molded.]
*THUD*
*Crash*
*BAMPH!*
"What is this guy doing?", Fredrick starts thinking.
"Any more of this crashing, this egg will be stinking!"
"I have to get out,
or I will go POUT!"
"It's so dark, like I'm trapped in a cave,
Like the lights will never turn on, and I'll thump around like a clave!"
"I have to get out now,
But I just don't know how..."
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:13 pm
"Let me out I do say kind sir!"
"Or I will destroy you with my terrible fur!"
"Wait, I don't have fur, and I cannot speak..."
"My efforts seem incredibly meek..."
"If I cannot get out of here I will yell!"
"And banish that Caffinated man down to HELL!"
[Fredrick thought in a tizzy,
How could this be busy?
He pushed and he punched,
He lurked and he lunged!
Nothing had worked,
Or so it had seemed,
But Fredrick had known,
He would escape soon...]
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:55 pm
"I have sat in this egg... for as good as a week."
"It seems my life was made... to be very bleak..."
"This Humanoid Creature, will one day be vanquised."
"If he cannot, one day be tranquil..."
"I'm tired of flying through the air,
Caffine unknowing, to treat me with care"
"When i grow up, there is one thing I'd do,
Burninate young Caffine, into a smoldering pile of poo."
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:51 am
A crack, a crinkle,
A fissure the size of a sprinkle.
"I AM FREE! I AM FREE!
Caffine-man, I would worry if that was ME!"
[He let out a flame, so big in his thoughts,
It was really quite lame, and sorta worth the money that bought.]
"Curses! DRAT! FOO!
I've never met and adversairy like YOU!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:42 pm
*Days start going, and Fredrick starts growing...*
"I'm going to get that Caffine-man...
I will get him SAM I AM!"
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