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superwhatever Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:58 am
ok this is thread where we make "yo mama" jokes,just keep it PG-13
ok I'll start...
Yo mama is so dumb she thinks square roots are vegetables...
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:08 pm
Yo mama is so fat, whenever she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:52 pm
OMFG!!!!!YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!!!well then, i'll make a brand spankin' new 1 then: idea
your mamma's so stupid she went to the superbowl and asked,"where do we vote!?" rofl
here's some classics:
yo mammas so dumb she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch rofl
yo mama is so fat thatt when she traveled to Japan,everyone screamed,"GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" rofl
yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl rofl
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:55 pm
you mama's so fat...
she fell in the grand cannion and got stuck rofl
you mamas so fat she was born in sea world rofl
yo mama's so dumb...
she stole second base after baseball players stole it
rofl
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superwhatever Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:33 pm
yo mama's sooo fat she stole ALL the bases!
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:00 pm
yo mommas so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
yo mommas so ugly that when she walks into a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:28 pm
yo mama is so ugly she is related to you
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:11 pm
yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mommas so ugly she got hit by a parked car
yo mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:49 pm
yo mamma is so fat that the only reason that she hasnt had a heart attack is because her heart is too lazy to attack her 
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:08 pm
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:08 pm
yo mamma so hairy tarzan cant get through those bushes
yo mamma so old when you slap her on the back her tits fall of.
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:01 am
crazedneo yo mamma so hairy tarzan cant get through those bushes yo mamma so old when you slap her on the back her tits fall of.
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superwhatever Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:41 pm
yo mama so fat she ordered a waterbed and they put a blanket over the ocean and sold it to her.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:42 pm
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:44 pm
yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
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