A Policy for the GRU? You'd better believe it!
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Welcome to the GRU, comrade...
Among our twisting hallways and corridors, the dusty shelves here serve the purpose of holding an archive full of old topics well served their duty of enlightening us of the various ways of Eccentricity.
Old threads are kept here until they get their fair share of dust - about 90 years. It's possible that you're going to find what you're looking for, but it's like the Empress of Ireland in the St. Lawrence River - everything keeps moving around!
So, rest your heads in between the pages of old posts and forgotten sayings - you might find what you're looking for. Or not the GRU have strict rules. No gum chewing. Or firearms...
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If you need more information about the GRU (it's pretty easy, though...), please refer to the Policy page. Whatever. cheese_whine
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A Good Description of the GRU
Down a rusty wooden stairwell, lies the GRU. It's quite nice, if you like cavernous dusty library areas. With armed guards. You might even buy some postcards at the gift store and send them to a loved one. Why the armed guards? The dust here is precious! Topics here are for aging, and re-reading later. From the windows at the top of the walls (this is the basement, remember...), it almost looks like completly different weather outside. Like a cloudy night in St. Petersburg. Well, it's the GRU, go figure...
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-Encelaudus
