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 Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:19 pm
 Status:Season OneChapter 1 - CompleteChapter 2 - CompleteChapter 3 - CompleteChapter 4 - CompleteChapter 5 - CompleteChapter 6 - Posting...The chapters shall be posted as I find them. I'm not sure how long it will take. Estimated pages left as of 3/3/09 - 89,100
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:23 pm
Season One
Chapter 1 - The Beginnings Posted August 17, 2005 Funny situation involving Twonk that I thought up... S.W.A.T. leader: Ready men? GO, GO, GO!! *breaks door down* Hey, that's my freakin door! S.W.A.T. :Freeze!! *surrounds Twonk* Twonk: eek sweatdrop Leader: We got you now! Your under arrest! We are going to put you away for a long time! *Cuffs Ramen and walks away with it* Twonk: Hey! You took my damn ramen! scream *Pulls out machine gun* And the moral? Never mess with Twonk's ramen... (I am going to say this is the first entry, as the posts before showed no signs of this series going on.)
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:29 pm
Posted August 17, 2005 Cause we love to break down doors... *Three random guys break down door* Me: Damn it, I just had that replaced! Agent: Freeze, FBI! Twonk: Not again... sweatdrop Agent: We got you now, Twink! Twonk: confused Uhh.. I'm not Twink... Agent: Your not? This isn't the home of the jewel thief Twink? Twonk: No.... *hides a bag of jewels* it's not. He lives next door. Agent: Oh sorry to bother you then Mr... Twonk: It's Twonk. Agent: Oh, ok. Wait, Twonk? FREEZE!! Twonk: I really need to change my name... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:35 pm
Posted August 17, 2005 And now, brought to you by the crazed people in jail... Me: Ok, we stole $100,000,000 from the bank.... Twonk: Check. Me: $152,000,000 in jewelry.... Twonk: Check. Me: And for some odd reason... a entire year's supply of ramen. Twonk: Yup. Wait no... Me: What do you mean no? It's stockpiled in your room! Hell it's all over mine too! Twonk: But I didn't steal it. Me: What, you made it? Twonk: Yup. 3nodding Me: How? Twonk: With this ramen cart and intruction book I stole! xd Me: .... sweatdrop Why am I working with you again?
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:37 pm
Posted August 17, 2005 Continued... Me: No. Twonk: gonk Why not? Me: We aren't keeping the ramen cart. Twonk: How else will I get my daily supply? Me: Steal it, of course. Twonk: But ramen always tastes better from a ramen cart! Me: Really? Twonk: Yup 3nodding Me: Fine... we can keep the cart. Twonk: Yay! whee Me: But you beter get some hot sauce or something... Twonk: Your right! *runs off to steal some* Me: sweatdrop Him and his ramen obsession...
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:40 pm
Posted August 17, 2005 And now, cause you miss it so much... Twonk: *breaks down door* I'm back! Me: Good, did you get th- NOT AGAIN! Twonk: What? Me: THREE TIMES! That's the third time someone broke down that door! Twonk: Really? Opps.. sweatdrop Me: .... Why me... Twonk: We can pay for that... Me: Just.. just go... Twonk: Ok... RAMEN!! *rushes to eat ramen* Me: ..... sweatdrop Better hurry before he eats it all.. Police Chief: Free- *sees the broken door* Damn... we're too late, someone got to it before us. Try again tomarrow boys. Police: Awww.....
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:43 pm
Posted August 17, 2005 And now... Me: Your right. Twonk: Told you, ramen always tastes better from a ramen cart. Me: Pass the hot sauce. Twonk: On it. *Police break down door and rush in* Police: Free-, hey! Is that ramen? Me: Yeah, why? Police: Can we have some? Me: I guess... Twonk, we have company. Twonk: Yeah sure, I'll get some mo- *stops in tracks* Police: Don't worry, were are only here for the ramen. Twonk: Whew... Police: We'll arrest you after we're done. Twonk: eek sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:44 pm
Posted August 19, 2005 Back by unpopular demend.... The Misadventures of Twonk and Snidne! Me: Twonk? Twonk!? Where are you? Twonk: What you need? Me: Do you have the rent money? Twonk: ....What rent money? Me: The money I gave you this morning? Twonk: Oh that money... You see there's a funny story behind that... Me: sweatdrop Twonk: You see I went to the store this morning and... Me: Please don't tell me you got another ramen cart.... Twonk: No, but I did want another..... Me: sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:07 pm
Posted August 24, 2005 Cause we love to break down doors... Twonk: *Breaks down door* Hunny, I'm home! Me: Will you stop breaking down the goddamn doors already? Twonk: Why? confused Me: Because I really don't want to have to pay to replace them. Twonk: Oh, sorry. sweatdrop Me: And call me 'Hunny' once more and your ramen gets it. Twonk: You wouldn't! gonk Me: Oh yeah I would. Twonk: scream Me: eek
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:10 pm
Posted August 24, 2005 Now from the people that though we were insane... and were right... Twonk: Hey, I need some money. Me: Why? We can just steal anything we need. Twonk: I just need some. Me: Don't have any. Twonk: Why not!? Didn't we just rob a bank!? Me: Yes, and I just replaced the door you broke 13 times after you busted through it yelling 'Hunny I'm home.' Twonk: Well... I liked saying that! xd Me: stare Riiiight... Twonk: Well I need to do two things now. Me: What's that? Twonk: Rob a bank. Me: And? Twonk: *breaks down door leaving* Call someone to fix this door! blaugh *runs* Me: ...... scream GET BACK HERE!!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:12 pm
Posted August 24, 2005 Because no one else breaks doors better.... Me: Ahhh... peace and quiet... for 10 minutes anyway. Agent: *Breaks down door* Freeze! FBI! Me: scream WHAT THE HELL!? Why does everyone keep breaking down the door! Agent: We can fix that... Anyway, we're here to find someone named Twonk. Me: Not here right now. Agent: Oh... can we leave a message? Me: Sure. Agent: Tell him it's not long before we get him. *leaves* Me: That was strange.... Twonk: I'm bac- Hey! scream Who broke down this door!? Me: The FBI. Twonk: gonk crying But breaking the door down is my job!!! Me: That was strange, this is normal....
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:15 pm
Posted August 24, 2005 Dedicated to the little people in our heads.... Me: Why are we doing this again? Twonk: They broke down our door when it should have been me. It's time for payback. Me: Ok, so why am I here? It's your revenge. Twonk: Because I can't trust that you'll stop someone from breaking down the door again. Me: Really... stare Twonk: Ok, let's do this! *Breaks down door* Aha! Old lady: Ahhh!!! Robbers!!! gonk Twonk: Opps... sweatdrop Wrong house.... Me: sweatdrop Only you could do that Twonk....
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:17 pm
Posted August 24, 2005 Because we all know what really happened.... Twonk: Ok, this time I'm right. Me: Are you sure. First the old lady, then the attack dog... Twonk: Trust me on this! Me: sweatdrop We are so screwed.... Twonk: *Breaks down door* Aha!! Agent: What the- Hey! You broke my door! scream Twonk: Yes! Revenge is so sweet! Me: Good work, now just one problem. Twonk: Really? What's that? Me: Them. *Points to several Agents surrounding them* Twonk: sweatdrop Opps... guess I should've planned ahead for this huh? Me: sweatdrop Like I said, we are screwed....
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:20 pm
Posted August 25, 2005 Because Twonk likes Ramen.... Twonk: Sweet! Another Ramen cart! Hmmm... spicy chicken... Me: I'm home! Twonk: gonk Gahhh! I can't let him see I have another Ramen cart! Me: Twonk!? Where are you? Twonk: gonk Gotta hide it, gotta hide it.... Me: Hello? I've got some good news for you... Twonk: *Wheels cart into basement* Whew... that should do. Me: Is anyone here?? Twonk: *Breaks down door to get out* Damn.. he won't like that.... Me: Oh, there you are. Twonk: Oh, yeah... hehe... sweatdrop Me: I have good news for you! Twonk: Really? What? Me: I decided to get you another Ramen cart. Twonk: Wha-!? Me: Yup, I've decided on a spicy chicken one. It looks good. Twonk: Uhh... gonk *Falls anime style* Me: confused That was odd... even for him. Twonk: Great.... at least it can't get any worse.... Me: scream Hey! You busted another door!!! Twonk: eek *runs*
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:11 am
Posted August 31, 2005 Misadventures of Snidne and Twonk! Me: *Writing down stuff* Twonk: *breaks down door* Lunch time! I've got ramen! Me: How many doors have you knocked down? Twonk: Let me think... carry the five.... add the two... Me: Well?? Twonk: Ummm.... 22 if I'm right. Me: Anyway, I've calculated your cut on that last job. Comes out to 20000 gold. Twonk: Really? Nice. Me: Now... subtract the amount for doors... the imported wine.... replacing documents... Twonk: sweatdrop Me: Insurance on damaged poperty.... bail and bribery.... the ramen 'incident'... Twonk: Oh yeah... that was fun. xd Me: Your total comes out to.... 300 gold. *takes ramen* Twonk: sweatdrop sweatdrop
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