Las Reglas
Uno
[Please, for the love of god, keep it PG-13. I love you, but please, for your sake, don't be an a*****e and disobey the T.o.S. That's just asking for an a**-whooping that I'm more than willing to give. So no material exceeding the pg-13 limit of Gaia.]
Dos
[You may not, under any circumstances, be an a*****e to anybody. You're not the Captain of this guild, and I, the Vice Cap'n, and our Mod Squad are the only members allowed to be assholes. That doesn't mean we will be; it's just a given. Because we run the show around here. So be respectful to the mods and your fellow Guild Members, and we will all love you. Disrespect anybody, you will be chastised. Three times, and you're out. We don't tolerate ******** around here.]
Tres
[I, the Cap'n, am sixteen. That gives you no grounds to call me stupid or a child if, by any chance, I am chastising or banning you. That is, if you're older than me. Same goes for my V-Cap'n, and any mods under the age of 18. We may be children, but if we're chastising you, then we damn well know what we're doing and why. More than you do.]
Cuatro
[Ah, my favorite rule. No ***** in my Guild, do you understand? I don't want any of my Members to get hurt by any ***** who feel like they want a cut of fresh meat. It doesn't work like that here, and if you are being harassed by somebody you don't trust, put them on your ignored list and please contact me or a mod immediately. We will get on their case sooner than you can say "Epic Fail." I'm an expert at telling who's dangerous and who isn't. Don't doubt me, I am the almighty Cap'n.]
Cinco
[If a fellow member whom you trust asks you where you live, please take the conversation to PMs if you're uncomfortable with broadcasting it to a bunch of strangers. It's completely understandable. those of you who feel safe and content with the other members and feel that there is no threat, then feel free to post your location. I'll tell you mine, if you really want <3]
Seises
[Like I said, we don't tolerate ******** around here. That's why we have this rule. I don't mind if you can't spell that well, but please try to stay away from chatspeak. It's a bit frustrating when you want to have a decent conversation, but you can't understand one god-forsaken word your partner is typing. So please, for the sake of my eyes, type out your words as best as you can. If you have to, type out your posts on Word documents first. stay away from "u" and "y" as abbreviations for "You" and "why". And other things like that. It looks sloppy. <3]
Siete
[Please. Don't post a thread asking for a girlfriend or a boyfriend. It's obnoxious...and most of us dislike it. I can't stress this one enough.]
That's it for the rules. If there's any I'm forgetting, feel free to PM me.
Uno
[Please, for the love of god, keep it PG-13. I love you, but please, for your sake, don't be an a*****e and disobey the T.o.S. That's just asking for an a**-whooping that I'm more than willing to give. So no material exceeding the pg-13 limit of Gaia.]
Dos
[You may not, under any circumstances, be an a*****e to anybody. You're not the Captain of this guild, and I, the Vice Cap'n, and our Mod Squad are the only members allowed to be assholes. That doesn't mean we will be; it's just a given. Because we run the show around here. So be respectful to the mods and your fellow Guild Members, and we will all love you. Disrespect anybody, you will be chastised. Three times, and you're out. We don't tolerate ******** around here.]
Tres
[I, the Cap'n, am sixteen. That gives you no grounds to call me stupid or a child if, by any chance, I am chastising or banning you. That is, if you're older than me. Same goes for my V-Cap'n, and any mods under the age of 18. We may be children, but if we're chastising you, then we damn well know what we're doing and why. More than you do.]
Cuatro
[Ah, my favorite rule. No ***** in my Guild, do you understand? I don't want any of my Members to get hurt by any ***** who feel like they want a cut of fresh meat. It doesn't work like that here, and if you are being harassed by somebody you don't trust, put them on your ignored list and please contact me or a mod immediately. We will get on their case sooner than you can say "Epic Fail." I'm an expert at telling who's dangerous and who isn't. Don't doubt me, I am the almighty Cap'n.]
Cinco
[If a fellow member whom you trust asks you where you live, please take the conversation to PMs if you're uncomfortable with broadcasting it to a bunch of strangers. It's completely understandable. those of you who feel safe and content with the other members and feel that there is no threat, then feel free to post your location. I'll tell you mine, if you really want <3]
Seises
[Like I said, we don't tolerate ******** around here. That's why we have this rule. I don't mind if you can't spell that well, but please try to stay away from chatspeak. It's a bit frustrating when you want to have a decent conversation, but you can't understand one god-forsaken word your partner is typing. So please, for the sake of my eyes, type out your words as best as you can. If you have to, type out your posts on Word documents first. stay away from "u" and "y" as abbreviations for "You" and "why". And other things like that. It looks sloppy. <3]
Siete
[Please. Don't post a thread asking for a girlfriend or a boyfriend. It's obnoxious...and most of us dislike it. I can't stress this one enough.]
That's it for the rules. If there's any I'm forgetting, feel free to PM me.
