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 Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:11 am
Submit a one liner for the audience and suffer their groans.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam'.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:19 am
A man walks into a bar, the second man ducks.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:35 am
Is it sad that I get genuine enjoyment out of these things?
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:04 pm
He he* I enjoy these, the lamer the better. ^_^ I just can't think of any. >_<
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Lorenzo Del Fuego Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:06 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:25 am
Lorenzo Del Fuego AndreasDarilk Why are you so mean?! crying You really should've seen this coming...Your mom's mean. And fat. How'd you know?! Stalker! Rape! Ahh! Pineapples!
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:16 pm
Okay, 'Your Mum' jokes are just not funny. Neither are Michael Jackson, Baby and most Blond jokes.
This ones a little longer, but subject to interpretation.
A nun, two priests, an irish setter, a pug, a blond, a brunet, a bus driver, a posty and a policeman all walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them and says 'this is a joke, right?'
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:47 pm
Lol....yeah. That was good.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:29 pm
yeah, that was. I actually started laughing eek
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:49 pm
Panthera_Enigma Okay, 'Your Mum' jokes are just not funny. Neither are Michael Jackson, Baby and most Blond jokes. This ones a little longer, but subject to interpretation. A nun, two priests, an irish setter, a pug, a blond, a brunet, a bus driver, a posty and a policeman all walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them and says 'this is a joke, right?' And what did they say?
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Lorenzo Del Fuego Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:57 am
They said absolutely nothing. It was the bartender who asked if the fact that a group of random people was a joke or not.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:44 am
GRRR i cant think of any 1linerz.....
IM LOOZING MEH SENSE OF HUMOR!!
crying crying crying crying crying crying crying
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:02 pm
All generalizations are false, including this one.
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